Interpretive Dance Page

The dancer dances.  She feels the rhythm of far off music.  Or is it the music in her mind?  Does she dance for humanity?  Or is it for the forest?  You know, it really doesn't matter a damn bit, because this is interpretive dance!  It's crap!  And you'll pay to watch it!  Yes!  Pay!  Watch!  Maybe you'll ascribe some sort of meaning to her meaningless gyrations!  And you'll call it brilliant!  Why?  Because you're stupid!

Coming soon:  abstract art --- blotches of paint on canvas, put there by untalented people.  Buy it and hang it on your wall.  Feel good that you paid a lot of money for it instead of giving that money to the needy or to preserve our forests.