Now accepting applications. Prospective candidates can email me here with their qualifications.
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| Now with intense black background, purple butterflies and moving butterfly graphics! You chicks dig butterflies, right?! Come on, you know you want someone, so why not me? Did you check out the sensitive butterflies? You know you like 'em. Hey, you'll like me... | |||||||||||||||||
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| YOUR FACE COULD BE HERE! Now accepting applications. Prospective candidates can email me here with their qualifications. |
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| NOTE FROM YOUR HOST: Hey, I'm not getting any responses! Not one! What's up with that? Does everyone hate me? Come on! Someone must want me. I'm a sensitive guy of the 00's. Wait, are we still sensitive after the 90's? Well, whatever the media says that we guys are suppose to be, that's the way I am. Maybe I should pick up a "Cosmo" and "Redbook" to figure out how I'm suppose to be. Until I figure it out, just know that I'm phat. Is phat still good? Is it even used? Man, this sucks! I'm outta here... | |||||||||||||||||
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| Legal disclaimer: this page is not to be construed as soliciting sex nor advocating the interstate transportation of women for immoral purposes as prohibited by the Mann Act. | |||||||||||||||||