When I played with the Beatles...

Yes, believe it or not, I played with the Beatles.  The photo above is proof.  Now, you're probably wondering why I didn't continue playing with them (I played a mean triangle).  Well, the following is the transcript from my last conversation with the group.

Me:  Oh, dude, that song sucks.
Paul:  You suck.
Ringo:  I agree with Paul.
George:  Which Paul?
Ringo:  The good-looking Paul.
Me:  That'd be me.
Paul:  No.  He's talking about me!
Me:  Shut up, dumb ass.
Ringo:  Paul, shut up.
Me:  Yeah, Paul, shut up.
George:  He was referring to you, Paul.
Paul:  Me?
Me:  Me?
Ringo:  Man, this isn't going to work. One of the Pauls is going to have to leave.
Me:  Hey, I'll leave.  You're a bunch of idiots with stupid hair who aren't going to make anything of yourselves anyway.  I'm out of here.

The rest is history.