Assimilated By You (Janeway Longs To Be)

(sung to the tune of the Carpenters’ song “Close To You (They Long To Be)” )

 

Why do Borg

Suddenly appear,

Every time

Seven of Nine is near?

Just like me,

They long to leer

At Seven’s Borg rear.

 

Why does Janeway

Suddenly salivate

Every time Seven walks by?

Just like I said

She longs to be

Cuddling with Seven in bed.

 

On the day that Seven was assimilated

The Borg got together and decided

To create a sexy slut Borg come true.

So they stuck cheesy, machine-like thingies on your face and

injected nano-probs in your blood of red.

 

That is why all the Trekies in the nation

Watch Voyager with the expectation

That one day they will see

Janeway French kissing Seven.

 

Woo... French kissing Seven...