Romance is found in someplace other than a bar with a bunch of alcoholics. Go to the library, or a park, and there you will find the keeper you were looking for.
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| Daily Horoscope | ||||||||||||||||||
| Sunday July 8, 2001 | ||||||||||||||||||
| Aries- March 21- April 19th | ||||||||||||||||||
| Your career is advanced today, but it is nothing you have done. A co-worker is caught in the company bathroom clogging the sink with paper towels and leaving the water running | ||||||||||||||||||
| Gemini- May 21- June 20th | ||||||||||||||||||
| Make time for yourself, but be prepared for a visitor. At least have a nice set of coasters to put out. | ||||||||||||||||||
| Leo- July 23- Aug 22 | ||||||||||||||||||
| You feel uncomfortable in your desk chair because you realize if your ansestors hadn't killed all the indians; you probably wouldn't be sitting there | ||||||||||||||||||
| Libra- Sept 23- Oct 22 | ||||||||||||||||||
| You cannot have anymore tomatoes in your salad, unless you pay extra. This upsets you, and you leave the waiter less than 15%. | ||||||||||||||||||
| Sagittarius- Nov 22- Dec 21 | ||||||||||||||||||
| Twice you ask your romantic intrest to fold your laundry, your request goes unnoticed. | ||||||||||||||||||
| Taurus- April 20- May 20 | ||||||||||||||||||
| You should not have woken up today. The cleaners losses your favorite shirt, and you get suckered into a phone solicitation that makes you give up your cup of coffee a day habit. | ||||||||||||||||||
| Cancer- June 21- July 22 | ||||||||||||||||||
| The Flordia Marlins Lose, and you realize that the sprint phonecard isn't really 10 cents a minute. You also need a oil change it's been over 3,000 miles. Check all your fluids, and eat a banana. | ||||||||||||||||||
| Scorpio- Oct 23-Nov 21 | ||||||||||||||||||
| You should stay with your husband, he hits you because he loves you. When he throws bread at you, he really wants to hug you, he just doesn't know how to express it. | ||||||||||||||||||
| Capricorn- Dec 22- Jan 19 | ||||||||||||||||||
| You forgot to feed your goldfish. Don't gossip, and floss daily. Cancer plays a role. Get a mammogram. | ||||||||||||||||||
| Pisces- Feb 19- March 20 Romance is found in someplace other than a bar with a bunch of alcoholics. Go to the library, or a park, and there you will find the keeper you were looking for. |
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