I already had a house and wasn't interested in buying, but I'm a good conversationalist, could ask intellegent questions about the business...and we talked for a long time. I often carry on long IM conversations, multi-tasking while I do my regular work. Anyway, we sort of struck up an internet friendship.
After a couple of conversations I learned that Keith had a girlfriend. Her name was Patty. They didn't live together, but she had a son just about the same age as Keith's. Keith loved Patty and he was very fond of her son.
Patty spent a lot of time at Keith's and apparently one night she dropped in on him when he was talking to me. One of us, (probably me - evil person that I am) turned the conversation to sex...trying to embarass Keith in front of his girlfriend. It was good natured, just a couple of guys having fun. The subject of a threesome came up, and Patty said (according to Keith), "I did that once when I was younger. I liked the experience, we should do it again". Well, Keith jumped on that opportunity (or maybe it was calling Patty's bluff - who knows). He invited me over. (His house was in Vancouver.)
While we hadn't met, I was comfortable going to his home since I knew so much about him. He was in real-estate. I'd been on his agency web site. Seen his picture. Knew he was who he said he was. There was no doubt in my mind that he wasn't an ax-murderer.
So, after work that night, I went over to his house. I had no trouble finding the place. Keith had given me good directions. It was a ranch-style, probably vintage 1970. It was in a small subdivision of similar homes, most well-kept, but some starting to show signs of age. Keith had told me he'd picked up his place cheap and had been fixing it up. I suspected it was one of the houses that was beginning to wear but with some work could be updated and resold at a nice profit.
I parked on the street and as I walked up the driveway Patty came out to meet me. We walked into the living room. It was kind of funny. She was excited and rarin' to go. On the other hand I was nervous...and so was Keith.
I said to Keith, "Ummm, how do we, um, proceed."
He said, "Ummmm, I don't know."
I said, "Ahhh, would you mind if I took a shower?"
He said, "No problem," and led me down the hall to the bathroom.
I went in, stripped down, adjusted the water temperature, and climed in. I hadn't been under the showerhead for more than 15 seconds when the shower curtain parted and in climbs Patty, followed by Keith...both with big grins on their faces.
As my cock sprang to life I reached out and pulled Patty to me, and Keith nestled in behind her. We soaped each other up and rensed each other down. Hands everywhere. Bodies slithering against bodies. At one point we traded places with Keith under the showerhead and me at the back of the tub. Patty and I were tongue kissing while Keith caressed h er from behind. I slowly slid down to my knees and began licking her slit. To my surprise her clithood was pierced. First one I'd ever seen.
"Cool", I thought to myself as I went to work. After a few minutes I heard Patty moan, "No, not yet, I don't want to cum yet." So I slowly began working my way back up her body. Just about the time I got to the left nipple, Keith yelped, "Damn! There goes the hot water!" We all started giggling. We stepped out of the shower and each grabbed a towel and began drying each other off. As we did Keith slowly propelled all of us toward his bedroom.
In the bedroom we continued with our Patty sandwich. The details get hazy after that. I can't remember what all happened in what order. But I do have some fun memories!
I do remember, for example, fucking Patty while she was on her back, Keith was beside her and she was taking huge slurps on his cock. At another point I was sitting with my back agains the headboard, Patty was on her knees, working on my cock while Keith did her doggy style. I remember Keith looking at me with a huge grin on his face.
Later, Keith said to me, "Patty likes it in the ass. Do her ass."
I said, "Do you Patty?"
She said, "Yes."
I said "Yes what?"
"I like it in the ass."
I wanted that confirmation. I have no desire to do something with a woman that she's not totally into.
"Do you want me to do your ass, Patty?"
"Yes."
"Yes, what?" I said.
"I want you to do my ass."
By this time I was in position. Patty was on her hands and knees. My cock rock hard. As I slowly pressed foreward, I leaned over and whispered to Patty, "Do you like this."
"Yes", she whispered back.
"You want want me in you?"
"Yes," she replied.
"You want me to fuck your ass?" I asked.
"Yes", she said.
"Then say it!"
"Fuck my ass'" she said.
"You sure?"
"Yes," she said,
"Fuck me in the ass."
My cock entered her. "Say it again, Patty, a little louder."
"Fuck my ass," she said in a louder voice.
"Beg me," I said.
"Please fuck my ass," she said.
"Louder"
"Oh god, fuck my ass," she said.
I began pumping.
"Oh god, Yes! Yes, fuck me! Fuck my ass! Harder!"
Keith was jerking off, his expression a little hard to read, but he seemed to like what he was seeing. I began going a little faster and a little deeper with each stroke. She had her right hand underneath her, I assume stroking her clit. We continued.
Patty began whispering, "Oh God, Oh God."
Then louder, "Oh God, Oh God."
Then "OH GOD, OH GOD."
She was cumming.
I began to feel that tingle in my crotch that tells me I'm getting close.
"You want me to cum in your ass, Patty?"
"Yes," she moaned.
"Say it!" I demanded.
"YES, YES. Cum in my ass!" she groaned.
With that I exploded. The room spun, my cum spurted deep into her bowels.
"YES," she screamed.
Keith began spurting on her face.
"OH MY GOD," she gasped.
As all orgam's do, it seemed to go on forever, and it seemed to last only an instant. The universe was that bed in that bedroom. My orgasm waned. Keith's eruptions slowed. I collapsed on top of Patty. Keith collapsed beside her. He began kissing and licking her face, cleaning his own cum from her cheeks and lips. My cock popped out of her ass. I sighed. Patty sighed. Keith continued to lap up the fruits of his glands.
I maybe dozed, I don't remember. It was getting late. At some point I remember Keith and Patty doing some missionary-position fucking, and I slipped back into the bathroom. I took a quick shower (the hot water had returned by then) and got dressed.
I went back into the bedroom, they were slowly fucking...both had their eyes closed. Keith was on top and keeping up a lazy thrusting. I leaned over, kissed Patty on the cheek and patted Keith on the shoulder. "What a lovely couple," I laughingly thought as I took one last glance through the bedroom doorway.
I slipped out the front door and began the drive home.
Epiloge: We got together as a threesome one more time. Then shortly after that Patty's child's father returned to the scene. Patty and Keith broke up. Keith was devistated. He's since found a new girlfriend. But I guess she's not into threesomes.