From:   <[email protected]>
   Date: Sun 11 Feb 2001 4:12am
   Subject: BUY MY SOUL!!!

Oh, sure ! The price is good. But just wait until you send the repo
man to take possession. Then it's whine, whine, whine ! And just
try to get those holy water burns out of your clothing, because you
just know he's going to have a vial of the stuff the moment you
manifest yourself. I tell you, it's enough to make you wonder if
being in league with the forces of darkness is even worth it.

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I noticed that the minimum bid was $ 21 Australian, and bidding was
up to $ 20.50. Bidding increments were 50 cents each. I get the
feeling that the man really wants to make a sale, and bid it up
there himself. I'd love to oblige him, but I don't know what I'd
do with a spare soul. Knowing me, it'd probably just end up gathering
dust in my dad's attic.

Any suggestions ?