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Title: Sisters of Mercy Submitted by: Dean A man is driving in his car along the highway when he sees a sign. The sign reads, "Sisters of Mercy prostitute house - 10 miles!" The man doesn't believe what he saw and keeps driving. A few minutes later, he sees another sign. This one reads, "Sisters of Mercy prostitute house - 5 miles!" The man still can't believe it. A few minutes later, he sees yet another sign. This one reads, "Sisters of Mercy prostitute house - EXIT NOW!!" The man thinks for a second and then exits the highway. He goes to the house off the highway, parks his car, gets out, and knocks on the door. A nun comes to the door and says, "Can I help you?" The man replies, "I saw your signs along the highway. I was hoping you can." The nun nods and tells the man to come inside. When they are inside, the nun asks for $5. The man happily gives it to her. She then says, "Please follow me." They go through long passages and corridors until they get to another nun. Then second nun says, "Please follow me." They go through more tunnels and corridors until they come to a dead end. The nun then says, "Go through that door," and points to the only door in the hall. The man goes through the door and finds himself in the back parking lot of the house! He turns around only to find a locked door and a sign that reads, "Sisters of Mercy - You have just been screwed!" back to the list of jokes |