Patwiti: but i'll type anyways!
Patwiti: *hugs*
Patwiti: *stops blood clot*
Patwiti: *saves the day!*
Patwiti: *punches blood clot monster*
Patwiti: *runs away screaming*
Patwiti: *picks blood clotting andrew up*
Patwiti: *runs to moving truck*
Patwiti: *jumps in*
Patwiti: *shoots bad guys chasing after us*
Patwiti: *(the blood clot monsters)*
Patwiti: *aims for the motorcycle coming up*
Patwiti: *hits tire*
Patwiti: *motorcycle goes flying*
Patwiti: *skidding on the street!*
Patwiti: *shoots other guy's gun*
Patwiti: *he stares at us all shocked*
Patwiti: *you're still sitting there blood clotting*
Patwiti: *i save you!*
Patwiti: *by transferring your blood!*
Patwiti: *and replacing it with mine!*
Patwiti: *and uh....i eat lots of food!*
Patwiti: *to make more blood!*
Patwiti: *so you wont have clots!*
Patwiti: *and uh...you wake up!*
Patwiti: *and in the middle of nowhere*
Patwiti: *jumps out*
Patwiti: *the SCARY BLOOD CLOT MONSTER GIANTIZED*
Patwiti: *so me*
Patwiti: *in this cool matrix outfit*
Patwiti: *and AWESOME GUNS on my belt*
Patwiti: *and i whip out 2 shotguns*
Patwiti: *and start shooting at the big blood clot monster!*
Patwiti: *and then you*
Patwiti: *all tired from the blood transfusion*
Patwiti: *eat a bean thingy*
Patwiti: *and then you FART*
Patwiti: *and now you're SUPERENERGIZED*
Patwiti: *and so you whip out your cool matrix outfit*
Patwiti: *WITHOUT the awesome sunglasses, cuz your eyes are too cool to cover*
Patwiti: *and you pull out an AK47*
Patwiti: *and start filling up the monster with lead!*
Patwiti: *and then i come*
Patwiti: *and JUMP into the monster's throat!*
Patwiti: *and you scream NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Patwiti: *and then you say, "oh well *shrug shoulders* (that's just what i'm imagining you doing...cuz you probably WOULD be doing that! *sigh*)"*
Patwiti: *and then inside the monster's body
Patwiti: *
Patwiti: *i'm planting*
Patwiti: *a C4 bomb*
Patwiti: *and then*
Patwiti: *i put the timer for 30 seconds*
Patwiti: *and start heading out of the body*
Patwiti: *but you*
Patwiti: *thinking i DIED*
Patwiti: *jumped into the monster's throat while i was blowing the monster's stomach open so i could come out!*
