Marriage Marriage
Vegas Wedding Photo
My pathetic first attempt at Photoshopping (which was really Corel 6 at the time).
This is based on a joke rumour my friend and I spread at the mission center where I used to live, to wind up the gossip-addicted, sex-paranoid spinster chaperone of the dorm.
It started by us calling each other "Ex" one day, and elaborated into this story:
The Ex and I got drunk, flew to Vegas and got married in a chapel. We wanted Elvis to do the ceremony, however, Elvis was in rehab, so all we got was Garfield. I blame the Ex. As the stupid Ex gambled all our money away, we were left with only a few quarters. Therefore, the marriage meter ran out after about 48 hours, resulting in our automatic divorce and a bitterness and blame game which would be carried out publicly and shamelessly dirty in the cafeteria.
***
Needless to say this is utterly ridiculous, but we managed to make them believe we used to go out.