| Steph's First Men |
| ViGgO |
| Viggo Mortensen is Steph's Numero Uno choice because he is very hot. Steph says that Viggo is the First Man and that all the other men below him are merely just pathetic compared to him. Steph wishes that Viggo could be her husband in real life, but alas he cannot, so thus fantasy begins to play a role, and considering this whole thing is in good fun, anyone can have whomever they want. Steph chose Viggo for his eloquence, his taste in poetry, his good personality, and of course his looks...AND HE MAKES STEPH LAUGH HER ASS OFF!!!!!! :) |
| LiJ |
| Steph is not entirely sure why she likes Elijah Wood...maybe its the fact that in the story she is his stepmommy...haha. Anyway Elijah Wood Steph thinks is absolutely adorable, and has those nice poofy cheeks so that you can squeeze em tight hehe. So yeah this is Elijah's little spot on Steph's First Men and we love you Elijah, you should know that we had a donut with a candle in it at ROTK just for you!! WE LOVE YOU ELIJAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| PaUlIe |
| Steph, loves, Paulie...there just isnt any other word for it. The man builds amazingly beautiful bikes, comes up with very interesting phrases such as "the mustard machine..." and some very special songs such as the "spinny wheels" song. Paulie is very special ed, but nowhere near as special ed as his brother Mikey...but he's another first man :p. So yeah anyway, Paulie is hot, hot, hot, and if I havent said this, a part of the coolest bike shop on earth....which is OCC. Paulie is cool, he is so cool...and Steph wants to one day take the time and drive all the way up to Rock, Tavern NY and see him. Gotta love his seamus too, its ubber sexy :) Oh yeah and death to his gf Whitney....JUST KIDDDDINGGG...:p |
| Well Mikey is pretty cool, I mean I have to say anyone that can get me to laugh my head off on a regular basis, has to have some amazing talent. Althought Mikey is nowhere near as hot as Paulie, i have to say that he is hot in his own respect. One of the three OCC guys that i think are absolutely "smashing" as Dom would put it, Mikey definitely earns a spot as a first man. I mean come on, his hair is hilarious, his seamus makes me laugh so hard, and he's got this lazy ass personality that i think is absolutely hilarious....ahhh mikey...u are a star in my eyes :) |
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