| Jean's First Men |
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| Well this has to be Jean's first choice, cause we all know how much Jean loves dead men. We all know how much she loves the stark open nothingness beneath his robes, and how ubelievably kinky that is...heh Jean we think you are crazy but we love you anyway...so yes that is why Jean loves the Witch King...hehhehhe :) |
| The Witch King! |
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| Boron!!! |
| Well i know this is a really crappy picture of the Boron, but hey we all know what he looks like and Google was being evil, so here it is, the picature of Boron! Jean loves Boron because of his blunt boringnes...well maybe thats why she hates him...not sure what she really thinks of him, but thats not the point. He makes such a good candidate for a first man because of his blantantly obvious obsession with the ring which Legolas and everyone else make so apparent through FOTR. We love you Boron...oh yes we do...~sings~ |
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| Denethor!!! |
| Well Jean we all think you are really crazy for liking Denethor, and our theory of you liking dead people has definitely been confirmed...all the guys so far on this list are DEAD. We all love Denethor because of his captivating flight off the top of Minas Tirith while he was on fire and the Minas Tirith singers belted: "I believe i can fly!!!!". We also love Denethor for his riveting speech about how much he hates Aragorn and his entire house ~steph hisses~. So yeah we also love how he is such a wuss he can't even sit in the big chair, and how he doesnt know how to use the napkin of Gondor...but then again maybe he doesn't like it cause its ISILDUR'S napkin... |
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| Eomer!!! |
| Well we have the last guy, who this time isn't dead or doomed to die in the LOTR trilogy! We love Eomer cause he does such a good impression of a Wolverine, and is very entertaining at the court of Gondor...~steph snickers~. So anyway yes, Jean loves Eomer for reasons unknown, maybe its the way he ties his hair back and how ugly his face is. Or maybe its the fact that he comes from Rohan and she likes the horses...~winny~ anyway, yeah Jean loves Eomer which we have established, and um...i dunno what else to say LOL. |
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