| Epp's First Men |
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| Ok well Pippin is Epp's first choice as her first man...something about Pippin just turns her on I guess, maybe its the feet...or the way his face is all 'grrrr!' like it is in that picture, or maybe its the evilnes... Either way, Epp loves Pippin much more than her other first men choices. So far Pippin is known as a very short and very cute hobbit, with hairy feet, and an enormous thirst for food. Hobbits are generally like that anyway, but Pippin seems to top them all, even topping his counterpart Merry. |
| Pippin |
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| Billy Boyd |
| EPP LOVES BILLY. I think I should open this little description with that statement. Epp loves Billy more than a fat kid loves cake. She is fascinated with him, and loves his sexily devilish ways of living life. Billy is funny, charasimatic, and loves hanging out with Elijah, Sean, and Dom. Billy is in essence Epp's most favorite REAL man in the world...Viva la Billy! |
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| Dom's Upper Half |
| Ok well, this is Dom's UPPER HALF. While it is not the best picature in existence, I am happy to say at least it is a decent picture of his upper half. Having divided Dom two ways, Epp maintains the upper half, which she deems the ultimate in sexiness. Although I do not see how it is possible for him to exist in this arrangement, who cares anyway...this defies the laws of nature...but thats ok, anything for love right? hehe...anyway so yeah Epp enjoys the UPPER half of Dom very much, and was even proclaimed his COMPLETE owner for 2 weeks! Go EPP! |
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| James Bond |
| Epp adores James Bond, and considering I really couldn't get a picture of one particular one because Epp hasnt told me this logo will have to do. Besides I think its just simply James himself that Epp loves..the sexy way he says "shaken not stirred" agh that would turn any woman on. Anyway so yeah Epp is a full outright James Bond lover, and enjoys spy things more than anyone else I have ever known. Epp has chosen him as a first man, and I have to commend you Epp, VERY GOOD CHOICE. :) |