N: Well I have decided to make this into a thing sort of written like a play, cause the dialogue marks were getting annoying.

"Well that just sucks cause I really like talking like this." Arnold said scowling, "It’s nice because its something I am used to."

V: Why do you care you don’t write it!

"Well I participate in it." Arnold said scowling at Viggo.

V: Participating doesn’t constitute anything.

T: Ok well that is my line.

N: Ok Arnold be all non-conformist no one cares

S: I care! I have to deal with him everyday!

"Yeah you wake up next to me…and Viggo." Arnold said sticking his tongue out at Viggo.

V: Well I rather enjoy it except the part where you are there!

J: Ok this is just getting way too weird.

E: I have to agree, Steph hasn’t misspelled much yet.

J: NOT THAT!

E: Oh. Then what exactly are we talking about here?

~Everyone does a simultaneous eyeroll~

"I really don’t like the way this whole episode is being constructed, I mean shouldn’t we have a plot of some kind?" He asked.

~everyone silent~

~everyone blinks simultaneously~

S: OH MY GOD STOP BLINKING YOU STUPID MORONS!

~everyone freaked out by Sauron~

J: Yeah ok moving on!

"I just don’t agree with the issue of making this look like a play. I think there should be quotations like in a story." Arnold said.

T: Well no one cares what you think.

F: Well no one cares about your grenades being on the floor Terminator!

T: HEY I CARE!

F: As I said no one really cares at all.

S: You know we are writing this in like a week advance…there will be more added.

N: This is going to be quite a long episode.

"Which means we actually have to develop a plot!" Arnold shouted.

S: Arnold just talk like everyone else.

"Fine." He said.

A: Well I don’t really like this, but I will do it anyway.

F: again no one cares what you like

T: yeah DUH!

S: OH MY GOD ENOUGH OF THE ‘DUH!’

T: ~scowls~

T: Being king doesn’t constitute anything Aragorn!

AR: Yes it does you stupid machine it constitutes everything!

A: Well do you guys even realize the words you are using and do you have any clue what they mean or how they should be used in a sentence??!!

~all silent as Terminator and Aragorn stare at one another~

T: No

AR: No

A: Well then don’t use them

S: But that’s what makes it so funny…

T: Not seeing the funny here

N: well you are just sore cause you cant use quotation marks!

A: ~appalled~ I am not!

N: yes you are!

T: Ok I say we get a plot together

AR: Let’s go blow up Bree!

~all blink~

S: STOP BLINKING!

G: Tru Dat

S: whoa that was just random

J: Everything in this entire page is random!

E: That is the point you ho!

~all journey to Bree~

A: I really don’t like this horse I am sitting on it kinda smells

T: Well switch with my donkey

A: That’s even worse

A: So what exactly are we doing?

AR: We are going to go and blow up Bree!

E: We have so done this before

S: In a chat room

E: LOPL!!!

S: LOKL!!!

~both shout "yeah man!"~

J: whoa I totally missed something here.

A: I think we all did

V: no you just don’t pay attention to your wife!

A: I do too

V: no you don’t you stupid moron! You only pay attention to yourself!

A: you are just saying that because we have to share Steph.

V: No STOP CONTORTING MY WORDS YOU MUSCLE BOUND FREAK. You have no poetry.

A: I do to! I am chock full of poeticness

S: poeticness

A: WHY DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS? This is supposed to be random.

S: Well excuse me Mr. Muscles

A: Why does everyone make fun of my muscles

S: Cause they are abnormal

A: Ok well all of you are abnormal!

E: we are not and I resent you for saying that!

J: Yeah Steph is the weird one!

S: hey I am not! I am trying to keep order between these two!

T: DUH!

ALL: SHUT UP!!!!!!

T: What if I don’t want to

F: Its not a question of it you want to

A: Its how much we are going to torture you if you don’t!

T: you cant touch me

F: Oh yeah you think we cant touch you? You think so huh?

~frank gives the terminator a major ass whooping~

T: Wow how did that happen

A: You arent really a terminator!

ALL: IMPOSTER!

~all gasp~

T: I am not

~slams his metallic fist into Frank’s face~

T: see?

~all gasp~

S: Bring in the fairies to fix franks face

C: Hey there does anyone remember me? Does anyone also remember why I am wearing this tutu?

S: well cosmo in the fairly oddparents…

C: oh my god this is like the second time this has happened!

C: I DO NOT HAVE GREEN HAIR

~all blink~

S: STOP IT!

S: Sauron you and I need different letters before our names

G: Tru dat

T: FUNKY FUNKY DAT FUNKY MAN!

S: Oh my God way too much terminator 3 gag reel for u

A: ~smacks merry~ listen to sams poem goddamnit!

M: ow you dick!

E: don’t hit him!

SA: STOP STOP STOP!

ALL: WHAT IS IT NOW SAURON!!!!

SA: You all are psychologically imbalanced

~silence~

~blink~

ALL: So?

SA: Argh STOP BLINKING NOW BEFORE I CRUSH YOU PUNY MORTALS!

AR: ~singing about dead elf who comes back from the dead~

S: Oh my God stop!

AR: I refuse to it is my song about the dead elf lady

E: But no one can understand it except me!

ALL: OH MY GOD HE KNOWS A LANGUAGE

B: Thank you Jesus

J: You know the only reason this continues to go on is because the narrator has a sick mind

AUTHOR: NO I HAVE A SICK MIND I WROTE IT!

N: Yeah I just tell it

J: Well PARDON me.

E: Yeah pardon you…this has so many horrible spelling errors it is tearing me apart

E: Ho

A: Oh God please help us all in this our hour of need, the randomness is killing us all to the bone!

~all stare~

ALL: RIOGHT

A: well its true

JA: dude

JO: SWEET

A: NOOOOO NOT THOSE TOO!

AR: TEQUILA!

A: Ohh tequila is very very good

S: give me some rum flavored salt water taffy

A: Here my love. ~overly loud so viggo will hear~ SEE I BUY MY WIFE THINGS SHE LIKES!

V: well I bought her the world’s most expensive car yesterday

A: ~grumbles~

A: whats your point?

V: that I am better than u

A: No you are not!

V: am too!

A: are not!

V: are too!

A: am too!

V: HAHAHA I TRICKED YOU!

AUTHOR: Actually I screwed it up, but hey it worked in Viggo’s favor so whatever…lol

V: Thank you author person

Author: No problemo

S: The saga continues, this is really turning into a bad soap opera

A: no because there is no really bad acting

~everyone coughs~

A: Hey I can act you stupid hos

E: hey that’s my line you ho!

A: it is not!

~epp gives Arnold a major ass whoop~

A: ow you stupid whore!

~arnold tackles epp~

S: STOP IT NOW!!!!!!!!

~everyone silent~

S: enough violence please

M: yeah stop potato violence

S: thank you melinda

M: no problem

S: we must put an end to the potato violence!

J: as president of RAPI I hereby start this meeting in the interest of protecting all radioactive potatoes

S: P-O-T-A-T-O

J: Thanks Steph for our lovely phrase of the club

S: Viggo come here and do the potato dance

~viggo dances~

V: see I do nice things for my wife

A: ~bangs steph~

A: I do NICER things

V: hey I can do that too

A: not with that cocktail weiner you cant!

V: HEY I RESENT THAT YOU COME HERE AND TELL IT THAT!

A: I don’t think I could stand to look at it, but then again its so small you cant even see it

~all laugh~

V: ~starts beating arnold with a chair~

S: VIGGO STOP!

E: VIGGO YOU HO!

~all silent~

A: I am ok really

~all cheer~

~the author must pause to move her car~

N: wow and of course like three days later we continue this story

A: yeah its like mad rush to meet the deadline of lunch period

J & E: or we the minions of darkness will kill Steph and her sinful lovers

S: wait a minute these are not my lovers, they are my husbands!

J: Can you prove it?

E: yeah you whore!

S: hey this is getting too real

J: everything we say is a joke it is never real

T: DUH!

ALL: SHUT UP!

T: What if I refuse

ALL: Then we will kill you

Connor: And believe me I know how to kill you

T: That’s great you little punk

~terminator flicks connor away with his pinky finger~

C: OWWW THAT HURT YOU PSYCHOPATHIC MACHINE!

S: Since when is Connor in this particular episode anyway?

AU: Since I said he was

AR: Down down blasted orcs

~all silent~ ~everyone blinks to piss of Sauron~

SA: Ok that is it minions of darkness kill these people for blinking

S: Wait a minute you cant kill us, it goes against the code of Mordor!

AR: YEAH PARLEE!

T: wrong movie you idiot

A: Ok ok, the code of mordor, WHAT IS THAT?

S: everyone fears it, but no one truly understands it, so thus it is obsolete.

J: thanks steph, now we cant use it

S: I was just telling the truth!

E: well your honesty is gonna get us eaten by orcs!

S: you ho stop blaming everything on me!

E: if it weren’t for your spelling…

S: MY SPELLING HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!

E: IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH THIS!

~catfight!~

V: whoa whoa SHUT THE FUCK UP!

~everyone silent~

V: enough fighting, its no one’s fault, the book says that Sauron is gonna try to defeat us anyway

AR: it was inevitable he was gonna send forces on us anyway

V: the book says so here ~opens LOTR~

~everyone stares at the page~

E: sorry for calling you a ho

S: its ok as long as you realize my spelling had nothing to do wit it

E: I realize that

~hugs~

ALL: awwwww

E: ok enough mushiness, we must defeat the dreaded number 47!

S: but how?

A: MY MUSCLES!

S: well you muscles could help

A: they always do in life-threatening situations

S: they most certainly do