A: Ok you all have some serious problems

J: I don’t think its us that has the problems

S: I just want to live in peace with my husbands

V: Ok you have to make a choice here

S: No I don’t!

V: YES YOU DO CHOOSE!

S: LALALALALALALALA!

S: ~plugs ears~

A: He is right you do have to make a choice here

S: Why am I the one making the decision here?

E: Aww a lover’s quarrel!

AR: MU!

ALL: What the fuck?

N: Mu…something in physics that highly amused the author…~rolls eyes~

AU: HEY YOU SHUT UP!

N: We are the same person you freaking moron!

AU: We are not the same person, and if we were I think I would kill us!

~all look utterly confused~

ALL: we are utterly confused

T: Because you are confused DUH!

G: Tru Dat!

AU: Now that I know who is who I can write this a lot more smoothly!

A: Well can we go back to quotation marks then?

ALL: NO!!!

N: All right guys this is gonna be a short eps because the author is trying to write this as quickly as possible in study!

F: ~inhales a cigarette~ whatever

SA: Give me some of that you silly tramp

F: I AM NOT A TRAMP!

SA: ~takes a cig~ could have fooled me

~all stare and blink~

SA: AHHHH NO NOT THE BLINKING AGAIN!

ALL: We can’t help it

S: Just like Amanda cant help singing Christian Rock!

AM: ~THIS IS THE AIR I BREATHE~

S: Oh my God…

J: Save us all

E: HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HOOOOO!

ALL: Enough Santa Epp!!

E: But I like Santa

S: And so does her mom

E: Yes we know Steph!

S: The more her momma pleases santa

E: The more of a ho ho ho she is

S: And the more presents Epp gets

S: EXACTLY! Elementary my Dear Watson

A: Ok well anyway you have to make a choice

S: No I don’t cause I like you both, and its not against the law for me to be torn between the two of you!

V: Oh yes it is and you know why?

S: Why is it against the law?

A: BECAUSE IT PALYANDRY!

S: what does that mean?

V: It means you have more than one husband!

E: YOU HO STEPH YOU HO!

S: I am not a ho because I cant make marital choices!

E: YES YOU ARE!

S: NO I AM NOT YOU HO!

E: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME THE HO!

S: BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE!

J: OH MY GOD ENOUGH CAPS!

SA: AND ENOUGH BLINKING!

J: I JUST SAID ENOUGH CAPS!

~all silent~

~Jeans takes the Caps button off the keyboard~

S: Wow that’s cool I wish I could do that!

EL: Ok I need the translator to like come back because I need him to translate some Frank for me!

B: I told you I know no Frank whatsoever!

C: Well is that really his fault!

JA: Dude!

JO: Sweet.

J: Oh my God Random intervention

S: Jean I think its divine intervention

~all laugh~

J: Steph did you arrange that fake laughter

S: If you must know yes and it cost me a fortune!

J: Well that’s just bad for you you ho

AU: I think I have successfully used every single character in the cast list

A: Now that is just sad

N: There is a cast list now and yes it is very depressing

A: everything in this entire manuscript is depressing

V: you know what this needs? A POSTSCRIPT!

J: I SAID NO MORE CAPS!

V: BUT YOU ARE USING THEM!

J: CAUSE I AM SPECIAL AND THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD AND CAN DO WHATEVER THE HECK I WANT!

~all silent~

S: Dude chill.

J: NO I REFUSE TO CHILL!

S: do you want to go nuts like Sauron?

J: ~silent~

J: no.

S: well then SHUT UP!

T: DUH!!!!

ALL: SHUT UP!!!!

T: What’s y’alls problem?

S: y’all?

T: YES Y’ALL!

S: I have a slight problem with a German terminator saying that word cause it doesn’t really go with your ethnic background

T: well I bet you didn’t know that I was a design originated from a Southern Hick Army Captain and he had a crummy southern accent and said y’all, so I think I am entitled to say it!

~all silent~

S: more info that we ever need to know

C: I have green hair and I don’t know why!

A: ok we like seriously need to develop some kind of plot!

S: we need to defeat the eternal blah

F: right after this cigarette

S: that’s not a cig that’s a joint

SA: it is not how dare you accuse us of being druggies!

~all silent~

ALL: we kind of knew you were druggies from the start

S: Yeah and its kind of sad

J: ok people I will be in charge of the plot construction

M: yey a plot!

~all cheer~

J: and Melinda will help me since its her birthday!

~all cheer~

ALL: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELINDA!

M: thank you thank you J

J: anyway

M: yes

J: the plot will be formed around the eternal blah

M: where we will all be trying to kill him, since that is what we are always trying to constantly succeed in this random babble anyway!

V: she is trying to give our lives STRUCTURE!

J: I SAID NOT CAPS!

V: MUTINY!!!!!!

~mutiny begins~

S: Oh God this is sad

~the eternal blah comes in through the background~

J: OH GOD NOT THE ETERNAL BLAH INVASION AGAIN!

M: save us all!

~hides from the eternal blah~

ALL: HELP HELP HELP WE NEED HELP SOS SOS S-O-S!

S: P-O-T-A-T-O

J: NO Steph not potato!

E: SOS YOU HO!

F: give me that joint Sauron

SA: with pleasure Frank

T: We are all gonna die! DUH!

E: it’s the dreaded number 47!!!!

J: its come back to get us again!

~all run away~

ALL: RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!!

~all run into a tiny little cave~

S: well what do we do now

A & V: We could think of some things…

S: OH GOD…