E: Ok I am liking the disco thing here

S: me too man

~all disco~

~smack smack~ this play better be oscar calibur ~smack smack~

S: omg..

E: where is the slacker butt jean?

S: she is being a slacker in maryland or something

E: that is sad we don’t even know where she is

G: tru dat

A: I know where she is

S: no you don’t

V: yeah no you don’t

AU: no one remembers where she is

N: and does anyone care

ALL: NOO!

S: she abandoned us!

E: so nyah!

T: because she is Jean DUH!

~all blink~

SA: damnit stop blinking now or I will beat the lysol glands out of all of you!

~all blink~

SA: WHY DO YOU BLINK!! WHY DOES HE TALK ABOUT BINOMIAL EXPANSIONS! WHY WHY WHY!!!!!!!!!!

~all stare~

S: oh

V:my

A: god

B: ok elijah please stop humping my leg

EL: you let viggo do it!

V: WHAT??

B: what are you talking about

EL: ~scowls~

EL: I am gonna go watch the weather channel

T: oh man what the hell was that

S: no one is really sure

AM: all I know is that I have to start singing some shaft

AM: SHAFT!!! Damnnn right..

S: everyone wish amanda happy birthday!

ALL: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMANDA ONE WHO SINGS SHAFT! J

AM: thank you, thank you

S: amanda has a cool tattoo

ALL: ooooooooo J

A: I have one on my-

ALL: STOP!

A:…arm

ALL: oh.

S: no you don’t

A: I dunno I just felt like saying it

C: ok well you know as interesting as this is

V: oh god here it comes

C: president aragorn and vice president frank have something to say

V: oh god here it comes

AR: today we begin anew, today we open the doors to the wonderful world of FUNK!

F: yes and everywhere you go you will here FUNK!

AR: you will never be able to escape it as long as we are president and vice president!

S: we can vote you out

AM: yes this is a democracy

M: yes

E: quite!

G: tru dat

AR: you cannot vote us out because we are taking over the government!

S: NO NO DICTATORSHIPS!

N: YEAH NO DICTATORS! Isnt it bad enough I have to narrate this, and then have to have those two morons controlling everything we do

AR: if we want funk we will get funk!

SA: hey frank man pass me the cigarettes

F: ~throws cigs at mach speed~

SA: oww you gave me a black retina

S: oh no loss of retina liquid

E: oh no someone get the list of cures for middle earth diseases and stupid problems

~all rush off to find book~

EL: here! I found it!

AR: why is it the hobbit always saves the day?

EL: because hobbits are cooler and sexier

E: that is very true

AR: but they look stupid in armor

E: THEY DO NOT!

A: they kinda do

A: I think we need a plot here

S: I think you need to shave

A: my face is clean shaven

S: not there you dumb ass

A: ok no I am not doing that, I don’t care how much I love u

S: dumb ass

A: ~sticks tongue out~

S: you don’t love me

A: yeah you are right

V: I love you tho!

A: oh not you don’t I love you!

~fight~

AM: this is the air I breathe everyone…you dig it…

~everyone dances around a big birthday cake~

~male strippers jump out~

M: hey…

AM: boy dancers…

S: my combo birthday present

ALL: yey!

~men walk out~

~party gets going~

S: yeah…

~party over~

E: that was a splendid party

S: that it was

A: you know I still think we need a plot

S: you keep saying that hoping someone will back you up

E: but no one does

S: cause jean isnt here

E: what a slacker ho

S: I know

E: well I am gonna win the ho election

S: so what if the polls show it doesn’t mean you are gonna win

~SMACK SMACK~

S: NOOOO NOT THE NUMBER 47!

E: that should be one of the shared campaign goals, to get rid of him

AM: he smacks way too much

G: tru dat

A: I say we formulate a plot to kill the smacking

V: you cant kill it no one can, the smacking answers to the number 47 alone!

E: I want more lines

S: WE KNOW!

~jean in MD~: WE KNOW!

S: haha…

V: anyway you cannot kill the eternal blah without some kind of uh…something

S: that’s real specific

M: we need some kind of weapon to make the smacking stop

E: ho

S: not a ho she would make his lips more wet, and thus make him smack more

A: I dunno I don’t think that man likes women

S: a possible assumption

E: someone drag a ho into class and see if he notices

M: I don’t think anyone will

V: no one will because he is stuck in the math zone

AR: and so are we, because if we don’t pass then we can take minas morgul math

V: man I wanna take that

F: I need some sort of evil studies class to pass

SA: as do I and this class is driving my retina over the edge

M: this is definitely a dilemma that cant be solved in 3 or 4 pages