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| HO CLUB STATEMENT: Well this is the official Ho Club Website, where i will lay down the hoy laws the bind us all to the Ho Club. The Ho Club is ann all profit organization of Led Zeppelin Worshippers, LOTR Worshippers, and all those who are retarted enough to join this club and help in the process of making the laws. We at the Ho Club, believe in a Monarchy, Dictatorship, and Democracy. The ho president is supreme yes, but she is also held back by the will of the people infringed on her in the democracy part of the constitution/magna carta/dictatorship bill. We here at the ho club believe in the outright hoishness of everyone, and are presently installing chips in to people's brains to cause them to be more hoish. We here at the Ho Club believe in the HO RIGHTS OF ALL HO'S EVERYWHERE! |
| Now for a list of the Ho Club officials: Epp:President/Dictator/Empress/Ho Steph:Vice President/Co-Dictator/King/Tramp Caitlin:Secretary/Co-Co-Dictator/Princess Amanda: Treasurer/Co-Co-Co Dictator/Princess/official ladder dancer/slut Melinda: Co-co-co-co-cola dictator/Secretary of Defense/Footwoman/Bert the Column Worshiper and Skank Jean: she is just kinda there/slacker butt BJ: CLAM |
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| Ho Issues for the month of October Basically this site has been dormant for a VERY long time, so this month I am going to be trying to clean out all the old stuff and make way for the fascination new stuff that will appear here....Hopefully the time to do this massive update will be available to me, and please be patient as the Ho Club site is revamped! Have a hoish day :) |
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| Last Updated 10/07/04 |
| PLASE NOTE THESE LINKS ARE UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!! |
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