| "ALTEAST THE HOST OF OUR NEWw REALITY SHOW ISN"T A JERK" -CBS That statement was recently released by your personal favorites, CBS..(which stands for 'Cool Bacon Slices' by the way)...Anyone else think Donald Trump is a big goon? Suddenly, being rich means you're some sort of celebrity? Or, like I suggested, he's a goon. If I was on one of his reality shows I would tell him to shove it, with the quickness. Same with Andy Dick...How'd that no-talent asshat get a show on MTV? Oh wait, I answered my own question...He's on MTV. (Which stands for Maury Tickled Virginia)....MTV gives their airtime away to the following: 1. Recently married washed-up pop singers, who have no previous experience with being on television 2. The siblings of the above 3. No talent asshats His show is worse than the goon's...He just has a bunch of losers sell their souls to be his "bitch"....Andy and Donald should have a fight to see who's TV show is more terrible...right now i'm leaning towards Andy...but Donald gets this annoying look on his face every time he fires someone...a look that suggests he just did something totally amazing and sweet, and we should bow down to him (or if you have any sense, turn the channel) I should make my own reality show. No doubt MTV would pay me to sit around and do something uncreative, which is the plot for all of their shows anyways. Maybe I could coach eight normal people into becoming very fat, by sitting around eating cheesecake. But back to the bad hosts of TV shows - anyone remember Carson Daly? He was such a tool. How old was he when he hosted that show - 27? I thought most people his age had a wife, possibly a small child, and a job that didn't require you to hang around kids ten years younger than you....but he was a tool. |