Anyone ever open up their weekly paper to read the Comics, and have the unpleasant discovery of The Lockhorns? You know, that shitty comic that's never funny? After turning age 14, everyone realized Garfield sucks, they didn't need me or another webpage god to point that out. The Lockhorns are the typical "nothing-fancy" cartoon that aren't lookin to snatch any comical awards, they just want to be high up on the list of cartoons you'll be first to look at each morning.
So if anyone plans to check 'em out tomorrow morning, let me save you thirty seconds now - it's just going to be about the loser husband making fun of his loser wife, or vice-versa. Sorta like the MTV show Newlyweds, only a lot more boring (Somehow that's possible.) |