| There should be a giant sign above my head that says "Genius at work" You know why? Because while you losers are sitting around reading or studying, I just kick back and think up plans to improve America's crummy circumstances. The main one being: Hurricanes. Every time one of those suckers hits land, we hear about it for the next two weeks. Even after it disapeared, or went over to Italy. Personally I don't think it's possible to evacuate the 17,000,000 people of Florida in a couple days. And i'm getting damn sick of watching us try. Thank you George, but your ideas suck. Give me a try. |
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| The plan is pretty awesome. What's sitting out in the Pacific Ocean that's stopping us? NOTHING. Now we don't have to listen to Florida cry when they can't live through a twelve-hour storm. Plus this also allows Ohio to be about 300 miles closer to the beach. So if all else fails, at least that'll work out for us. |