| I got a few suggestions for some of the people who run the show over at MUHS. And by a few, I really mean one. And it's directly related to the football games. Mr. Koogler: Can you say "Fan Screening"? It's a hot new idea of mine that I came up with tonight when I realized it was badly needed. Basically, fan screening will keep stupid assholes out of the football games - mainly the ones who dont belong there in the first place. Here's what you can do...You hire some bouncers, and they just sit at the gates and decide who gets in the games and who does not. It's as if they're filtering out the losers from getting into the club. Hell, they wouldn't even have to decide who can get into the game. I'll make up the categories right now. #1 (and most important) Old People I was so pissed off when I saw this tonight. At Milton Stadium, they give us students the shitty seats at the end of the bleachers. Then, the losers who don't even go to the school (let alone vote yes for the levy) get the luxury seats. So why do I show up at the game, expect my student seating to be plentiful, and not get it? There were about 5-6 old ladies sitting towards the back, just having a nice chat session. It's like they owned the damn place. It's bad enough they're taking our seats the whole game, then they just sit there and talk. ...Hey ladies, take that shit to Bob Evans. #2 Young People They're should be an age minimum of 15 to get into the game. You know why? Because all those middle school punks just show up to the game, they walk around too much, and get in everyone's way. Thanks losers, now go home and get to bed. You've got a big toothpick bridge to build at school on Monday. #3 People from other schools Here's the rule: Unless you're a parent/sibling to a player, then you cant come to the game. I allow parents and/or siblings to come because i'm a fan of strong family values, that include supporting the team. But, only one sibling can come. Let's say I have two little sisters that come to the game: That'd be abusing the system. Then you could start bringing in your friends and saying they were your "brothers". #4 People from other OTHER schools Let's say the game of the night is Milton vs Valley View....anyone showing up wearing shirts from like Troy, or Dixie...Not only will they be denied the entrance to the game, they will also be executed for not going to their own games. So, in conclusion, to get into a Milton football game, you must be: A. Between the ages of 15-60 B. A home-team fan C. Not Asian |