| FCC = The Devil |
| For those of you unaware, the FCC (Federal Communications Commission) is responsible for regulating communications by radio, television, etc...aka, they make sure no inappropriate crap goes on the air for public viewing. They were the dicks uptight over the Janet Jackson-Superbowl scenario, and more recently, the intro to the Monday Night Football. This time, it was a little less offending. It featured some slut from that shitfest show "Desperate Houswifes" (You know, the one that screams 'Cancel me - i'm complete garbage!') She persuades Eagle's WR Terrel Owens to skip his fball game and spend some time with her...she goes on to be a little more incomprehendable as she takes off a bath towel that was covering her, and jumps into TO's arms (Note: The only thing you saw on her close to nudity was her back) I think i'm in love with the FCC. Show 'um who's boss! The last thing the NFL needs is an attempt at humor/fun. They're boring enough as it is by trying to rape players when they have their TD celebrations. If I was a player, i'd disobey that rule on a consistent basis - because I make millions of dollars, and their $10,000 fines are like pocket-change. It's even more interesting to see who forms a personal opinion on the matter. It's like Mrs. Grome rooting for OSU to not get slaughtered this weekend, as if she could even spell football unless I held a dictionary right in front of her face. "Go Buckeys! Score the most goals against the Michigan Tigers!" Give me a break, idiot. Having the FCC is like having a band concert. They were so kind to give us a sweet performance, how nice of them. Thanks, but no thanks, you arrogant assholes. If you get offended by this kind of stuff - chances are you dont like Eminem, disapprove of the school levy, and hate Jon Stewart - you're boring and no one likes you, also. "Regulate communications by radio, TV, etc..." How about I regulate my foot in your ass? |