| Pat and 'Lazz 4 PREZ |
| I'm tired of Kerry and Bush. Nobody likes them. They HAVE to like them. Who else is there? Nader? Bush already screwed everything up, I bet I could do better than him, and I have a C- in Algebra II. (It's irrelevant - but so is my whole damn website) You've already heard and forgotten their views on top political issues - so here's mine. #1: What's your favorite popsicle flavor? - Grant Answer: Well Grant - who cares? #2: How do you feel about the war in Irag? - DLazz Answer: Given the current situation - the war provides plenty of consequences. Did you know every night I cry myself to sleep just thinking about it? Plus gas is ridiculous. #3: What's your stand on gay marriage? - Ken Answer: Gay marriages, in a sense, are stupid. Example: Let's say my dog dies...I cant go sit outside the High School and eat her stomach, now can I? No, because it's disgusting, and is probably considered Public Indecency. So is gay marriage. #4 What about the whole terrorism thingy? - DeFrancis Answer: Terrorism Smerrorism. There wont be any more planes into buldings once we eliminate Delta and Co. and invent a very fast car. And lots of them. #5 What's your view on Abortion - Heather Answer: Ahh, the solution for you whores. Listen up whores. Next time you want to be a whore and have sex with your whore boyfriend, you're not removing your baby piece-by-piece in MY country. Take that whorish shit to Cuba. You and Castro can have a whore-like time. #6: What are your views on the deterioration of the ozone layer? - Jessica H. Answer: The deterioration of who?? I'm not a Republican or Democrat - I just kick ass. |
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