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| Memo to George and company: F you guys |
| People have been asking me, "Hey Patrick, how was your Thanksgiving Break?"...While this is a friendly question that I welcome, I feel guilty after lying in my response. Those lies, I must now reveal. Let's be honest here: During my Thanksgiving break, I planned an escape route to Ontario, Canada if there were ever to be a draft. For the less smart of you, here's a definition of such an event: a group of individuals selected especially by military draft Or, when Bush makes me go to Shitville (Iraq) to fight his war. Nice try, had this ever happen, I'd migrate to Canada, and watch you try and find me, loser. Some would be quick to point out such: A) Avoiding a draft is a federal offence, and I could be locked up. Response: I commit federal offences all the time. This webpage is one. So what? B) Avoiding the draft is the cowards way out. Response: Consider this: Unless you plan to join the military after school (which there are about five of you) then you dont want to go fight a war. So, not standing up for what you believe in also a coward's action. Explaining the Map: My route is planned-out well: Starting in Ohio, and making my way up to Ontario. You will also notice that I took the liberty to label Russia/Greenland gay. If anyone wants to join me, then just let me know. |