| Bumper Stickers: The weird get weirder |
| I have finally stumbled the most-appropriate feelings on bumper stickers. They give the uncreative a chance to be more creative. However, the problem is, it works in a negative method. While people with bumper stickers most commonly try to bring attention to themselves regarding specific facts, they actually get a lot of hateful thoughts from most whom read the sticker. Ofcourse there's a handful of you who like to read bumper stickers...You get a sense of amusement by reading them. Also, you're a loser. As I was working the other day, I came across arguably the worst sticker i've ever/will ever read in my life. It read: "Caution - I stop for all bookstores" With a sticker like that, you might as well add another one that reads: "Caution, I have no friends"...That'll clear up a few suspicions for whomever is unfortunate to read your slogan. I think it'd be cool if I had a sticker that reads: "Caution - I like to make fun of you"...that way people realize me as being a badass. Then they won't waste time pondering about it - They'll just automatically know. I was driving to Best Buy the other night when I came across two vans (I hate vans) sporting a sticker bragging how their kids were "Students of the Month"...It was a nice refreshment of how much of a scam elementary school was. You know why it's a scam? Simply put: At one point or another, everyone will be the student of the month, yet, no one will actually be equivalent to student of the month. All contests like that were just set up to raise kid's self esteem, and waits for a pimp like me to come along and bring us back to reality. Between the ages of 8-11, kids are so impressionable about anything. They believe in good things like the Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus, and have fear in monsters and the dark. So for one of them to never be student of the month, they'll probably be burnt out on school before they've really even gotten started. Bumper stickers encourage scandals and people who aren't unique |