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| Don't get me wrong, either...I know Nick Carter and Britney Spears aren't good...and neither is Jessica Simpson. It's sorta like a mutual relationship of bad music shared between brothers and sisters . |
| For anyone who's an Ashlee Simpson fan..Well, for the very few of you, I have good news. From now on, you don't have to waste time waiting for her to release a good song - why? Because it's not gonna happen. It's sorta a complex theory...but in general, any popular singer who has a younger sibling...that sibling has never been any good. Name me a good singer who had younger sibling that was just as good as them....Can't do it, can you? That's because there's no such thing....It's almost like an oxymoron...Imagine you're talking to someone who said something like this: Weirdo: "Have you heard the new song by...hell I forgot her name...it's Jessica Simpson's sister...she's really good" You cannot put the terms "younger sister/brother" and "good" in the same sentence...It's like saying West Milton has a downtown area (No, Pearson House doesn't count) For further proof...Remember Nick Carter, from the Backstreet Boys? He had a little brother who, in his short-lived music career, managed a couple songs that made it on Nickoledeon's shameful album of bad music by artisits you've never heard of. Speaking of Nickelodeon, if you ever happen to be flipping through the channels and you come across the new episodes of All That, you'll run into Britney Spear's sister, who has a part on the festivities. Needless to say, I don't know her name, but I do know she isn't very good at whatever she does on there. Probably fetching lemonades for pimps like Kenan & Kel... |
| My brother use to be the kicker on the football team...so that means I could be too. |