This is the boring bit about my life. If you get TOO bored reading it then have a go at the puzzle --> So... Me, me, me me me. Well, let's start with the basics: My name is Patrick Littlewood, I am (currently) 14 years of age, and I live in a small town called Chesterfield, which is in the north of Derbyshire, in England. I hate the word hobby. It makes what I do sound like an obsession. In my spare time... I go to Scouts, see my friends, do stuff on the computer, play the saxophone, and do this martial art called Wing Chun. Now what do I like... Rock music. My fav. band are called Muse (I should be adding a Muse section soon, so you can all benifit from their musical goodness) but I also like such a crazy variety of music it's not hard to please me. I also LOVE Monty Python, which (for you uneducated young Americans) is the funniest comedy ever, and other suchlike comedies. Oh God. My family. *Insert big groan here*. Well... There's my Mum and Dad and their orthadox ways, there's Ruth my sister who's also my spin doctor, agony aunt etc. in one, Annie my elder sister who feels like my fate is in her hands, and John who is my irresponsible older hanging-onto-his-student-years brother. They're all salt of the earth, really, and I love 'em! Okay, this is depressing. Ive just deleted the bit about Sophie (my ex), what with it being wholly outdated. Hey, I told you it was depressing. Still, now im loveless and, to an extent, happy. Why did that sound so bitter? Woah! I've gone all this time without talking about my mates. Well... There's Chris, who i've known longest, who is tall. He can be annoying sometimes but he's a class act. Then there's Mike, who's cool in an odd way, Matt and Peck who are the cleverest people I know, James who is frankly irritating (I wish he'd stop dancing in public...) and Jono... who's... well, let's just say "special". (If i've missed anyone out then don't worry - I still love you, i'm just very VERY tired). And so that's my life in a nutshell. Hey, I didn't say it'd be a small nut. |
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A horse lives in a small field. Next to the field there is a river. On the other side of the river there is another field, which is covered in juicy turnips and succulent carrots. The horse wants to get to the other field and eat them. The horse cannot swim. The river is too deep for it to wade across, and there is no bridge or boat. It cannot go round the river, or dig a tunnel. How does the horse get across to the field??? |