-- "You're offering me a bribe, what you've just done is illigal and in this state, if convicted, you could be fined up to 5 thousand dollars or spend 6 months in a correctional facility!"
-- "Wow the old McNair place, i never thought they would get the floors clean after what happened."
-- "You're gonna have to do better than that, steven!... Steven! Steven! "Ss"! My lisp is gone!! [whack] You thtupid thon of a *****."
-- "It gets worse lloyde. My parakeet, Petie? He's dead! His head feel off!"
-- "Thats it, I've had it with this dump! We got no food, we got no jobs, ours pets heads are fallen off!!!!!!!!"
-- "This concluded our broadcast day..........click."
--"When i first saw mary i got that old fashion feeling, when i would do anything to bone her!".
--"society is alot more twisted than i thought!".
--"Hey maybe i'll give'ya a call sometime, is your number still 911.".
--"Excuse me I would like to A$$ you a few questions.".
--"HDS sir, and how are you feeling this afternoon, allllllrighty than!".
--If i have been drinking out ok the toilet, i would have been killed!".
--"you really wanna know my name?!....You do?!.....it's Ernie Douglas, but my friends call me chip!".
--"oh look at the fun bags on that hose hound!".
--"look just beccuase i rock, doesn't mean i'm made of stone".
--"yeah im talking to you, you toxic waste of life".
--"Vagiclean, uh? What's the matter honey, alittle extra cheese on the taco!".
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