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| Paint A Vulgar Picture |
| Lie I grew up on the sea. My mother was a mermaid with scaily breasts and flippers for legs. My father was a pirate. He was always on the search for booty. I spent most of my young life with my family pirating and stealing from cruise ships out in international waters. It was a bit hard to do though at first as our sailboat was always being outran by motor-boats. We discoverd machine guns and the world was a better place. My parents finally decided that they had had enough of me not fully eccepting the pirate life. The final straw for them was when I refused to amputate my leg for a wooden one They said that real legs just sounded too wierd on the boat deck. They dropped me off at an island of cannibals. The cannibals thought that I was a God because of my blue eyes and let me live. They have called me King Puddin for twenty-two years now. Were getting ready for our assault on the mainland. The meat is running low here, and we are so very very hungry. I'll see you soon. Truth I grew up in a small town in Georgia called Lafayette. Our town was one of punk music and rock-climbing. All anyone ever needed to breed both imagination and very good friends. I went to Carrollton Georgia. It was as step up in civilization and a step down in culture. I eventually moved to Baton Rouge (L.S.U.) for school. None of these things are the things that matter about me. And you will learn nothing important about me from this website. Just a few oddities and quarks. Read it till it gets boring, and then start another story. |
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| Patrick |
| I am brother to dragons, and companion to owls. My skin is black upon me, and my bones are burned with heat. -JOB Chapter 30, verses 29-30 I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. I wish, I wish he'd go away.-Identity I did it my way!-The Sex Pistols If you don't know Mojo Nixon than your store could use some fixin.-The Dead Milkmen When everyone accuses you, you kind of start living down to expectations.-Chuck Palahniuk I'll never get out of this word alive.-Hank Williams Without all of these things I can do, but without your love, I wont make it through.-The Clash He gave such a self-serving eulogy that grown men stood up and wept openly-Hunter S. Thompson You remind me of the babe, the babe with the power-Goblin King.- Labrynth I'm the walkin dude! I can see all the world!- Anthrax If you shoud die before me, ask if you can bring a friend.-Stone Temple Pilots |
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