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| Here's jokes to amuse you and your family |
what is a cat? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They are totally unpredictable. 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play 6. They are moody 7. They leave hair everywhare 8. They drive you nuts Conclusion: they are tiny woman in fur coats |
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| do you have a joke to tell me then my e-mail is [email protected] (i'll put it on my website.) |
| Here's things to do in an elavator whaen your board. |
| 1. Bring a chair in the elavator and when people come in ask where's your chairs. 2. Get it the elavator and when people are going to come in tell them d'ont get on the elavator there's some kind of curse (then fall down) SAY I'M GOING TO DIE! 3. when there's people in the elavator with you start playing with the button's to go up and down then say this telephon's broken it doesn't work. |
| What to do in a cinema when boared. |
| 1. Start doing want the main character in the movie does say to people look at me. 2. Go as high as you can and start troughing popcorn at people. 3. when bying ticket say i'll have 14 kids ticket and 13 adults then when she gives them tell her i changed my mine. |
| What to do when policeman arrestses you for ticket. |
| 1. If arrested because of speed ticket say sir i'm not the one that squished the teddy in the street i swear i didn't don't put me in jail. 2. keep the window close and door closed and signal him you can't open the door because it's broken. |