Guy Cockcroft

Position Centre Back/Centre Midfield/ Centre Forward

Appearences (00-01) 3

Goals 3

Joined Drayton 1997

Nickname Arsehole?

Guy is probably the one player in the team suited to the B Division. He has bucket-loads of skill and is a very strong player both on and off the ball. He is pacy although in recent years he has lost his extra pace but he does unfortunutely, like Anelka and Van Hooijdonk, have a tendancy to moan at his team mates when things don't go his way. Guy also is the king of subtlety. Last season he shouted at the top of his voice things like "I CAN'T KICK IT THAT FAR, IT'S TOO WINDY" and "MUM, I NEED A DRINK" which have slightly dented the macho image that Guy portrays when on the football field. Since joining Farlington he has played in every position on the pitch including be voted in as goalie when Paul failed to turn up for the first half of our first game of the season. When available Guy is a definate on the team-sheet but with his Havant and Hampshire hockey commitments, his appearences have been limited to just 1 in the first 3 games and he scored in that appearence.