"Secrets: Passions Unlocked"

Theresa: It�s been one long night and finally it�s morning. Welcome� this episode of SPU is chock full of secrets going to be opened� so take a look.

                                                               The Jungle (Wedding Day)

Carrie: I can�t believe I stayed up all night planning to kill Sheridan, oh well. It�s worth it. As long as Luis is with me!

(The wedding is a peculiar wedding with dancing animals and a chimp as the priest)

Carrie: What the hell kind of wedding is this? Who gets married by a chimp? Besides� Madonna.

Sheridan (Jane): Are you ready� Tarzan.

Luis (Tarzan): I�m ready as I�ll ever be.

(Luis and Sheridan walk down the isle as Carrie watches from a distance)

Sheridan: I just love this dress that Patricia made.

Luis: (Remembering what happened last night when Carrie took her clothes off) Yeah. Where is she anyway?

Sheridan: She�s probably doing something good for us� maybe our wedding present.

Carrie: Oh. It�s going to be a present all right! (Laughing)

(Carrie is in a tree holding a rope that is attached to a bucket of flesh eating chompers)

(She laughs, as everything freezes.)

Carrie: What the hell! (The angel appears) You again!

Angel: I warned you! And now� you are going to live a miserable life. Just admit that you were the reason of Sheridan and Luis�s death. And we will return you to your regular life.

Carrie: Yeah! A regular life without Luis. You just don�t understand how much I love him!

Angel: If you loved him, you wouldn�t kill the one he loves.

Carrie: The one he loves is I! Not Sheridan! Now unfreeze them!

Angel: Are you sure?
Carrie: Yes. I�m sure!

Angel: (Crying) I feel deeply sorry for you.

Carrie: Yeah yeah yeah! Just go away.

(She disappears as Carrie pulls the rope)

(The rope gets stuck on branch and won�t pull the bucket to dump on Sheridan)

Carrie: Dammit! (She starts to crawl up the side of a branch that is nearly the size of her leg.) (When she reached to where the rope got stuck she pulls the rope out of the branch and holds on to it)

Carrie: Here we go! (She starts to tug the rope as she notices a buzzing sound)

Carrie: What is that noise? (She looks under the branch at which she is sitting and sees a huge killer bees nest) AHH!!!! (The chompers in the bucket are attracting the bees to leave their nest)

Carrie: Oh no! These chompers attract bees, like honey! (The bees start to surround Carrie)

Carrie: Why are they surrounding me? (She notices that she smells like the chompers in the bucket) I knew I should have taken a bath! (A bee stings her)

Carrie: AHH!!! (She stands up on the branch) Stop! (The bees all form in a circle to attack her, the swarm around her as she flees them away, the branch starts to break)

Carrie: I�m allergic to bees! I could die! (He face starts to swell up when suddenly the branch breaks free. She jumps on to the rope and the bucket of Chompers dump on her)

(She falls with the bucket of chompers eating away at her)

(Luis and Sheridan, standing there looking at Carrie be eaten alive)

Sheridan: Oh no! That�s horrible.

Luis: There�s nothing we can do. She�s gone. (Luis hugs Sheridan)

(As they think it�s all over, a Man Eating Chomper crawls towards Luis)

Sheridan: Tarzan! (The Chomper crawls up his back and chokes him as it eats him alive!

Sheridan: No!!!!

                                                            Meanwhile at Noah�s House

(Theresa and Noah are cuddled together on the couch as the fire in the fireplace continues to burn)

(Theresa waking up, she sees the fire burning in the fireplace and remembers what Ivy did to her last night. But she doesn�t know if it was a dream, or real.)

Noah: Theresa� (Waking up)

Theresa: (Getting up, she pulls the blanket off of Noah and herself) Oh my god! Noah. Why is your shirt off? Did we�

Noah: No! No! No! Theresa. Last night was horrible. We spent a half an hour swimming down the river to get back home. You almost froze to death. When I brought you here, you were knocked out pretty good. I put a fire on the fireplace and then I covered us up so we both wouldn�t freeze.

Theresa: Oh. Thanks. But�. I remember you carrying me down the river. You said you had something to tell me� and then that�s when I guess I blacked out.

Noah: Um. It�s not important.

Theresa: Tell me. What was it?

Noah: Oh. Nothing. I don�t even remember. (They both pause as they look at the grandfather clock strike 12:00pm.)

Theresa: Wow. We almost slept through lunch.

Noah: I�m actually still a little tired, Theresa. I think I might go back to bed for a little while before we go to Qlinn and Gwen�s party.

Theresa: Oh Shoot! I forgot about Kay and Miguel. They always usually have a party on Christmas Eve, too. I better check with them to see if they have any plans.

Theresa: I�m going to go to Miguel and Kay�s house. I�ll call you later.

Noah: All right, Theresa.

(Noah walks into his bedroom)

Noah: Am I doing the right thing by not telling her I saw Ethan last night?

                                                    Meanwhile at Qlinn�s House

(Eating cereal, Qlinn looks as if he is thinking real hard about something)

Qlinn: (Pouring a bowl of cereal) I can�t believe I had that dream again� I�ve been having it for the last 2 weeks. I can�t believe the situation I got myself into.

(Ethan walks into the kitchen)

Ethan: What situation, Qlinn?

Qlinn: Oh. Nothing. I�d rather not talk about it.

Ethan: Okay. I think Gwen went a little hog wild on the Christmas Decorations. Did you see that ice sculpture she has sitting on the coffee table?

Qlinn: No. I actually haven�t been in the living room yet.

Ethan: Qlinn, what�s wrong?

Qlinn: A horrible dream is coming back to haunt me.

Ethan: Tell me about it.

Qlinn: No. I�d rather not. It�s too personal. I have to go somewhere. (Grabbing his jacket he rushes out of the door)

Ethan: Hmm�

                                                    Meanwhile Upstairs, Hank and Gwen are lying in bed

Hank: (Snoring loudly)

Gwen: Hank! Hank! Hank!!!!!!!!!!   (She screams loudly) Dammit Hank. Get up!

(Hank finally wakes up)

Hank: What? Can�t you see I�m trying to sleep?

Gwen: Hank. You have to get out of the house.

Hank: Why?

Gwen: Because� I uh. Just get out!

(Grabbing his clothes, Hank heads for the door)

Gwen: No. No. No. Go out the window!
Hank: Why?

Gwen: Because� uh�

Hank: you know, I�m beginning to think that this isn�t your house after all.

Gwen: Don�t be silly Hank. Of course it is.

Hank: Then why can�t I go downstairs?

Gwen: Because� I� I� I don�t want you to see the decorations until tonight. Besides. I want to see that nice butt of yours to jump out the window.

Hank: Hmm�. Okay. (Hank slowly climbs out of the window. He blows a kiss to Gwen)

Gwen: Go! Go!

Hank: Okay! Okay!

(Ethan comes in)

Ethan: Gwen!

                                                     Meanwhile, in another dimension

Carrie: Where am I?

Angel: You are in your imagination.

Carrie: How the hell can I be in my imagination?

Angel: Carrie. We are afraid that this whole idea is hopeless. And we can no longer keep you from your regular life.

Carrie: What? But I�m really enjoying being so devilish!

Angel: You may return home now.

Carrie: Oh! This is so unfair!

Angel: Good-bye. And be assured that whenever you are in trouble� god is here for you.

Carrie: Yeah. Whatever, with a capital WHATEVER!

(As she turns around, she appears in Luis and Sheridan�s Mansion)

Carrie: What the hell.

Sheridan: Carrie� I�m so glad you can stay for dinner. I want you to meet Luis.

Carrie: (Confused) But I already met him�

Sheridan: You did? Well. He acted as if he didn�t even know whom you were. Oh well. He�ll be home from police duty in a couple of minutes.

Carrie: This is impossible�

Sheridan: What? What�s impossible?

Carrie: This place burnt down!

Sheridan: No it didn�t! Carrie, what is wrong with you?

Carrie: You and Luis� you are supposed to be dead!

Sheridan: Carrie� you are freaking me out. Maybe you should lie down.

Carrie: No! Get away! Get away!

(Carrie, panicking, she runs out the door and right into Luis)

Luis: Oh� you must be Carrie. Sheridan told me so much about you.

Carrie: No she didn�t! Luis� something strange is going on here.

Luis: Umm� I�m sure that I have no clue what you are saying.

(Sheridan comes out)

Sheridan: Luis� I�m so glad you are home. I see you met Carrie.

Luis: Yes. (Whispering) Now put her back in the mental ward, where you got her.

Sheridan: Luis!

Luis: Sorry� she is acting a little peculiar.

Sheridan: Carrie. Maybe you should go home.

Carrie: Anything to get out of this place!

(She runs as fast as she can)
Sheridan: Shoot! She forgot her purse!

(Luis bends down to pick it up as a bag of cocaine falls out)

Sheridan: What is that?

Luis: No wander she is acting strange.

Sheridan: What?

Luis: She is high.

Sheridan: No. Carrie wouldn�t get high.

Luis: (Holding the cocaine) This cocaine was in her bag.

Sheridan: No! She�s my best friend. She would never do that� I�ve known her since we went to boarding school.

Luis: If this is true. I may have to result to an arrest.

Sheridan: No!

Meanwhile at Jessica�s House

Jessica is on the phone with someone

Jessica: Ha. Ha. Ha. Kay thought she got rid of me the first time. But she was dead wrong! So what did you do with the you know what. (Pause) What? I told you specifically what to do with it! Damn you! Well. I�ll tell you what. Never send a man to do a demons job! (Pause) No. No. No. Just stay where you are� I�ll be there before you can say Jiminy Christmas. (She hangs the phone up and puts snaps her fingers) (She all of a sudden appears in a strange rundown old warehouse)

(She walks slowly up to a big bolted door and pulls it open)

(She can hear sounds of a baby crying) (She looks down and sees a baby in a cradle)

Jessica: At last! My baby!

Theresa: Wonder what�s going on here. Guess you�ll have to find out next time! On the next episode of �Secrets: Passions Unlocked�