| **Sheridan and Luis Quotes** |
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| Luis: You try anything else and I'm using your tires for target practice. Well, I hope you had a good time, buster, because you're about to say good-bye to life as you know it. There's no way your sorry behind isn't doing jail time after those moves. Sheridan: My name isn't Buster, my behind is anything but sorry, and you can't arrest me. |
| Luis: I was just gonna go out and chop some wood...it's one of the two things you can do in this kinda weather to keep warm. Sheridan: What's the other? Luis: Oh...it's just a guys joke |
| **LUIS IS TALKING TO AN AIRLINE LADY ABOUT HIM AND SHERIDAN** Airline lady- Where i come from that spells L-O-V-E Luis- Well you obviously failed spelling cause your dead wrong |
| (Sheridan and Luis are arguing about how she got him arrested for kidnapping her) Luis: "Sheridan get out of here before they have to add murder to my charge of kidnapping." |
| Luis: Do you always have to be such a smartass? Sheridan: I can't help it. When I'm with you, one of us has to be smart. |
| Sheridan walks in on Luis in the men's locker room: Sheridan: Where would a tyrannical slave driver like him keep sugar? Sheridan: Luis! I-- Luis: Sheridan. Is there something you want? Sheridan: I -- excuse me. I didn't know that this was the men's locker room. Luis: Now you know. (She leaves) Sheridan: I feel like such a fool. *Moments Later* Sheridan: Do you think I was deliberately trying to sneek a peek at you? Luis: Hey, its been known to happen |
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| Luis: I don't know how they drive in France, but here in Harmony, if a moving car hits a parked car, it's the moving car's fault! Sheridan: Oh, how typical of you to get me on a technicality. Luis: "Technicality"? I get the feeling you're trying to kill me! Sheridan: I didn't even know it was your car! What, do you think I have nothing better to do with my time than to hit your shiny new toy? |
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