Of Porcupines
& Sprinklers
By Twig
Part 2


Rated PG-13

Summary: Sheridan and Luis have a date. But does all go as planned? Of course not!

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters on Passions. If they were mine, Luis and Sheridan would already be married. However, they do not belong to me, they belong to NBC and the creators of the show. I am merely using them for my own enjoyment. So please, don't sue me.

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Crane Mansion
The Next Morning

Ethan knocked on Sheridan's door, calling her name softly. "Sheridan? I brought you breakfast-"

He pushed open the door to reveal Sheridan, still in her pajamas, blond hair sticking up in all directions, standing amidst a huge pile of clothes. Her blue eyes were wild as she pawed frantically though the garments, tossing them in various directions.

"What are you doing?!" Ethan exclaimed, startled.

Sheridan jumped at the sound of his voice, "I'm uh, I'm trying to figure out what to wear tonight."

"But it's only nine-thirty in the morning," Ethan informed her, sounding confused.

"You know how I get."

Ethan crossed his arms, "Didn't you already go through this before? You've already made your first impression on Luis you don't have to do it all over again!"

Sheridan scowled, "My first impression on Luis wasn't very wonderful. I doubt his car appreciated the impression either. The second impression didn't exactly make Luis OR his car very happy either. Shall I go on?"

"What I'm trying to say is that you don't need to drive yourself crazy trying to impress him tonight. He already knows everything about you."

Sheridan snorted, "Who said I was trying to impress Luis?"

"Um, you did."

"I just want to look nice."

Ethan sighed, "Sheridan, I don't see why you're being so stubborn. Just admit that you're in love with Luis, and you'll be surprised how easy the rest of it will go."

Sheridan crossed her arms, "Ethan, I just told you that I am NOT in love with Luis. Now will you please stop pestering me about it?"

"Fine," he yawned, "Father wanted me to tell you that your cabin is officially no longer a crime scene. As long as you stay away from the blood on the rug, you can go back inside."

"Well, isn't that a pleasant thought."

"Father is having the rug replaced this afternoon."

"How thoughtful of him," she muttered sarcastically.

<<<~~~>>>

Julian Crane sat at his desk in the library, knuckles white from clenching the telephone so fiercely. He attempted to keep his voice smooth and steady as he spoke to his father.

"Yes Father, Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald has eliminated the danger to Sheridan. Now he no longer is needed to stay at the cottage."

"Very good," the calm, authoritative voice of Alistair Crane filtered over the phone line.

"So," Julian laughed humorlessly as he poured himself a glass of brandy from the crystal flask, "There's no need to kill him. He and Sheridan never have to see each other again."

Alistair's voice was cold, "See that they don't interact any more than necessary."

"Oh father," Julian chuckled for effect while he focused a hateful glare on the phone, "I've already made sure that she hates him!"

He fingered the rubber Luis mask he had grown so fond of.

"She won't want anything to do with him once he's left the cabin."

"I hope you're right Julian. For your sake, I hope you're right,"

Alistair's cruel tone hung in the air as he hung up the phone.

Julian scowled and glared at the phone as he replaced it in its cradle.

"Old tyrant," he muttered.

"Julian?" Ivy's voice floated through the door.

"Yes dear?" he asked sarcastically, a fake smile lighting up his face.

Ivy gave him a disgusted look, "Julian, I'm going out for the evening."

"Out? Where?"

She shook her hand in the air, feigning boredom, "Oh, Sam Bennett and his wife Grace need my help decorating their store. Don't wait up."

And with that, she flitted out of the room.

Julian sighed and gulped down the glass of brandy, already reaching for another one.

"Out for the evening," he grumbled, "It's only ten in the morning!"

"I like to get an early start!" Ivy yelled over her shoulder.

<<<~~~>>>
Lopez-Fitzgerald House

Luis stood, arms crossed, as his younger sister stood in front of him, pleading with him in a tear-filled voice.

"Luis," Theresa said brokenly, "You don't understand. It's fate."

He eyed her skeptically. "Theresa, this is NOT fate. This is two people going out for dinner."

"No," she shook her head and stared at him, "No Luis. It's fate."

He narrowed his eyes, "How is it fate?"

"If you and Sheridan can be happy together, is there any reason that Ethan and I can't be together?"

"So that's what this is about." Luis rolled his eyes, "Theresa, I've told you to give up this crazy dream of being in love with Ethan. He doesn't even know you exist."

"It's fate."

"It's NOT FATE!"

"That's what you think," Theresa said stubbornly, and Luis suddenly realized how much he was like his sister. Not in her flighty pursuits of romance, but they shared an identical habit of not letting go of things. Of refusing to give up on what they held most dear.

"Fine," he finally said, realizing that there was no way he could win this argument, just as Theresa said, "Fine Luis, you win."

They both paused and eyed each other.

Theresa spoke first, "If you won't recognize my love for Ethan, and his love for me would you at least let me give you a haircut?"

Luis frowned, "Why do you want to give me a haircut?"

"So you don't look like a porcupine!"

He touched his head, "I look like a porcupine?"

Theresa narrowed her eyes, "When was the last time you got a haircut?"

"I don't know, I haven't really thought about it-"

"You don't want to scare Sheridan off. Come on. Let me cut your hair for you."

Luis shrugged, defeated, "Fine. Go ahead."

It was to be his first mistake of the day.

<<<~~~>>>
Crane Mansion

Sheridan held up two dresses, attempting to decide between them. Finally she tossed them both to the floor in disgust and headed back to her bag to collect another armload of clothes. Ethan stood in the door, shaking his head.

"Sheridan, you're making me dizzy."

"I'm making myself dizzy," she snapped, tossing the garments to the floor and stepping over them.

"Why don't you wear this?" Ethan held up a blue dress.

"Because" Sheridan eyed the dress, "It's too long."

"This?" he held up something else.

"It's too short."

"What about this one?"

"It's too perfect."

Ethan sighed, "Then you're on your own."

"You're supposed to be helping me!"

"I can't help you if you drive me crazy!" Ethan shot back, "I'm no good to anyone unless I'm sane. And I don't think that Luis would be too happy if you showed up escorted by two men in white coats."

"I'm not that bad am I?"

Ethan merely raised an eyebrow.

Sheridan kicked one useless dress across the room. "I don't want Julian to hear us talking. When you want to say Luis, say another name, okay?"

Ethan shrugged, "Like what?"

"Maurice."

"You can't be serious."

"Then you think of something!"

Ethan shrugged again, "Um Louis."

"Oooh, that's original."

"And Maurice was? Did you happen to notice what it rhymed with?"

Sheridan sighed, "Rufus, then."

"RUFUS?! What the hell kind of a name is that?!"

"It's better than LOUIS."

Ethan threw his hands in the air, "Fine. Call him Rufus."

Sheridan smirked, wondering what Luis's reaction would be if he knew.

Ethan studied the mess on the floor with an incredulous gaze, "So what time is, uh, Rufus picking you up for dinner?"

"Seven."

Ethan glanced at his watch, "And it's eleven right now. Wow, you'd better hurry."

"Your sarcasm is going to get you in trouble."

He blinked, "I'm never sarcastic."

Sheridan frowned, but decided to ignore him and focus once more on the more important task. The clothes.

"It's no use," she said finally, "I have nothing to wear."

Ethan gestured frantically to the huge piles of clothes, that he was amazed had fit in her tiny overnight bag to begin with, "What do you call that?"

"Nothing at all," she groaned, kicking at the garments.

"Look," Ethan sighed, "Just close your eyes and grab something. I'm sure you'll look great in it."

Sheridan shot him a withering look but complied. She leaned over and felt around in the piles before her fingers closed on a fabric she found suiting. She stood up, clutching it in her hands, finally opening her eyes. "This'll do," she said finally, and Ethan shot her a knowing look.

"It's how I pick most of my ties," he explained.

"Oh, so is that why they never match?"

<<<~~~>>>

Ivy strolled purposefully into Grace Bennett's store, casting a critical gaze around. Not her style, she decided, but if it was what Sam preferred

"Ivy?" Grace was standing on a ladder, tacking something to the wall, "What are you doing here?"

Ivy beamed at her, mentally congratulating herself on how natural she appeared, "Oh, I remember you telling me something about how you and Sam would be fixing the place up. I decided to help"

"That's so sweet!" Grace exclaimed, "Isn't it Sam?"

Sam emerged from behind the counter, "Isn't what sweet?"

"Ivy Crane has volunteered to help us with the decorating!" Grace clapped her hands together and looked adoringly at her husband. Ivy fought hard not to gag.

Sam, to his credit, managed not to show any outward signs of how Ivy's presence affected him. However his eyes did narrow, and he pressed his lips together so they formed a thin line.

"That was very kind of her," he said in a low, controlled voice, "But why don't you tell her that we have it all under control?"

"That would be rude Sam!" Grace said, swatting him lightly, "I know you want me all to yourself, but we could use a little help here." She smiled at Ivy, who forced herself to smile back.

Ivy walked up to Sam, "What can I do to help?"

He backed away, "You'll have to talk to my *wife* about that."

Ivy stared at him for a moment longer before reluctantly stepping away and heading over in Grace's general direction.

"Grace, what do you want me to do?"

Grace handed her a stack of red, heart shaped construction paper cutouts, "You can hang these on that wall over there."

Ivy took the papers and the thumbtacks wordlessly, heading over to the wall. Only then did she look down at what she held in her hand, red hearts with names in black marker in them. Half of the hearts said SAM and the other half said GRACE. Ivy sighed. This was going to be a long day.

<<<~~~>>>
Crane Mansion
12:00 pm

Sheridan, dress selected, was now hunting around in her bag for a pair of shoes. It soon became clear that she had not packed enough pairs to be suitable to her fickle tastes.

"Ethan," she said with a sigh, "I'm going to have to go back to the cottage for shoes."

Ethan rolled his eyes, "What's wrong with the twenty pairs you brought?"

"I didn't bring twenty pairs!" she protested, "I brought fifteen!"

He shook his head, "If you make even half the mess over there that you did in here-"

"It'll fit right in with the broken glass and blood. Trust me."

"Want me to drive you over?"

"Would you?"

"I asked, didn't I?"

Sheridan nodded, attempting to stuff her unselected dresses back into the bag. She then thrust the bag into her nephew's arms and proceeded to follow him down the stairs, carrying the dress she had picked rather gingerly in her arms.

<<<~~~>>>
Crane Cottage
12:15 pm

Sheridan bypassed the living room, not even glancing at the blood on the floor. She marched straight into her bedroom, tossing the bag on the floor, laying the dress carefully on the bed, and flinging open her closet doors with definite purpose.

"Now" she muttered, grabbing pairs of shoes off the shelf, glancing at them, and then flinging them over her shoulder. As she tossed a particularly ugly pair, covered with bright purple sequins and topped off by an orange flower, over her shoulder, she heard a muffled thump, and then a much louder thump. "What the-" she said, whirling around.

Ethan was sprawled on the ground, shoe impression standing out vividly on his forehead.

"Ohh," he moaned, rubbing at his head.

"Ethan! I'm so sorry!" she exclaimed, kneeling next to him.

His eyes fluttered open, "I love you Theresa," he said clearly, before passing out again.

Sheridan sat back on her heels, eyeing her unconscious nephew curiously.

"Jeez," she said out loud, "If I'd known that this was how you'd admit it to yourself, I'd have hit you over the head a long time ago!"

Ethan stirred and then was still. Sheridan, deciding that he would come around eventually, left him to return to her closet. After much more frantic searching, although she was more cautious with where she discarded the unwanted pairs, she had found the perfect pair of shoes to go with her dress.

She then turned to face Ethan, who was still lying, unmoving on the ground.

"Some help you were," she muttered.

Ethan stirred once more at the sound of her voice, finally sitting up, rubbing his head slowly and glancing around, eyes dazed.

Sheridan smirked at him, "You always pass out on the job?"

Ethan blinked, confused, "What happened?"

"You walked right into the path of a projectile shoe."

Her nephew shook his head, "I knew you were trying to kill me."

"More interesting than that little fact is what you said when you got hit with the aforementioned shoe," Sheridan said teasingly.

Ethan rubbed his forehead, "What did I say?"

"You opened your eyes, looked right at me, and said 'I love you Theresa', and then you passed out again."

Ethan stood up rapidly, "I did not!" Then he bent his head down, assailed with a wave of dizziness.

"Believe what you want. I know what I heard."

"You're going deaf then," Ethan protested weakly.

"I believe you're going senile at a young age. I believe what my ears told me. Yet you won't believe what your heart tells you."

Shaking his head, Ethan attempted to right himself once more.

"Why don't you go back up to the mansion? I think I can handle things from here." Sheridan informed him.

Ethan nodded slowly, "Yeah. Okay."

He walked rather unsteadily out of the cabin.

Left alone, Sheridan tossed the pile of shoes unceremoniously back into her closet. They would have to be reorganized another day. She then glanced at her watch. Three-thirty already?! She hurriedly unpacked her bag, placing the photograph of her and Luis up on her mirror, before rushing off into the shower.


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