The Softball Game
By Twig

~*PART 4*~

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters on the show "Passions". They belong to NBC and James E. Reilly. If I owned any of these people, trust me, Luis and Sheridan would have been married off a LOOOOONG time ago. Since this story is solely for amusement, and I have no ulterior motives (well, not too many) please, don't sue me.


Sheridan stood on third base, watching worriedly as everyone made their way back to their positions to resume the game.

"There sure are a lot of accidents," she muttered to Luis, who had walked up behind her.

"I'll say," he agreed, watching as Tabitha, still patting Timmy with all of the attention one might lavish on an actual living being, meandered back behind home plate.

"With my luck, I'm sure something horrible will land on my head next."

"Don't say that," Luis scolded.

"Haven't I had my share of unusual accidents lately? This would be just fitting."

"GO BACK TO YOUR POSITIONS!" Tabitha roared, waving her arms frantically.

Shaking his head at Sheridan, Luis made his way back to second base.

Charity was shaking like a leaf caught in a hurricane, "I really don't want to play."

"Come now dear, everything will be all right. No one got hurt before,"

Tabitha assured her with a false smile.

"Easy for you to say," Timmy muttered into her shoulder.

Ethan, ever so cautious, tossed the ball to Charity. She swung and hit a line drive, right at Sheridan.

"AAH!" Sheridan yelled, trying to dive out of the way. But alas, she was too late, and soon the Cranes had their second casualty of the day.

Eyeing the crowd of people around the unconscious Sheridan Crane, Grace lifted her megaphone to her lips and nervously announced that there would be a short break for everyone to get themselves calmed down.

"Come on," Luis whispered softly, picking Sheridan up as he had so many times before, carrying her gently to the dugout, where he laid her down on the bench.

"Someone get me something to put under her head!" he snapped, and Ethan handed him a softball glove.

Eve hovered worriedly over them, "That's it� I'm calling this game off."

"No don't!" Grace begged.

Luis was oblivious to the arguments around him as he gently tried to wake Sheridan up.

He tenderly brushed a strand of hair out of her eyes, rubbing her head.

Slowly her eyelids fluttered, as she finally began to awaken.

"Luis?" she asked softly, her blue eyes darting around, confused.

"Shh," he whispered to her, "You're gonna be fine."

Hank shouldered his way through the crowds, "Sheridan! Thank god you're all right!"

"I'm fine," she said weakly, attempting to sit up.

"Don't!" Luis and Hank yelled at the same time, holding her down.

"You were unconscious for a while," Luis explained, "Just lay down for a few minutes."

"I told ya so," she whispered to him with a smirk, before closing her eyes and passing out again.

Luis shook his head in amazement, "Always have to have the last word, don't you?"

Eve threw her arms in the air, gesturing to the filled dugout. TC sat on the bench, his leg extended out in front of him. Theresa was holding an ice pack on her head. Ethan, now that there was a brief reprieve from the game, had also found some ice for his head. Charity was trembling so much she appeared to be traumatized for life. And Sheridan was passed out on the bench.

"GRACE!" she snapped, "You are slowly but surely killing off all of the townspeople! Can we please stop this before anyone else gets hurt?"

Unseen behind them, Tabitha found Julian's ever-present flask, which had been left unattended on the baseline, and she sprinkled some blue powder into it.

"That will teach Julian" she cackled to Timmy, who groaned in pain.

"Timmy wants an ice pack."

Grace looked crushed, "But we're only in the second inning!" "How many more innings are we going to get in?" Eve responded, "At this rate, both teams will be in the hospital before we get to the fifth!"

Ivy eyed Millicent, who was creeping towards the fence. "DON'T YOU DARE!"

Millicent whirled to face her, "Ivy, I am NOT staying around here to be killed by some stupid ball! God, you'd never know that I was an actual, civilized person!"

"How can you be so heartless?" Ivy asked her.

Millicent pointed furiously to her new sneakers, which were black from the mud, and her dirt-stained new clothing. Several strands of grass poked out of her hair, and there was a streak of mud right under her left eye just to complete the effect.

"I. am. never. going. to. forgive. you. for. this."

"But Millicent-"

"I COULD BE SHOPPING RIGHT NOW!"

"But Millicent-"

"I COULD BE SOCIALIZING WITH NORMAL PEOPLE!"

"But Millicent-"

"I COULD BE ANYWHERE BUT ON THIS GODFORSAKEN FIELD WITH YOU!"

"But Millicent-"

"YOU ARE INSANE! DO YOU HEAR ME?! INSANE! DO NOT EVER ATTEMPT TO SPEAK TO ME AGAIN UNTIL YOU GET SOME HELP!"

Ivy sighed as Millicent trudged back out into the outfield, her energy spent.

"Simone, this is perfect! Charity is not only a horrible softball player, but she's murderous too! She almost killed Miguel's sister! And Sheridan Crane! There's no way he can love her after that!"

Simone gaped at Kay, "Are you serious? LOOK at them!"

Kay scowled as she caught a glimpse of Miguel hugging his girlfriend and whispering reassurances into her ear.

"I don't care," she said stubbornly, crossing her arms, "Miguel loves me."

Simone shook her head in annoyance, "Kay, he is in love with Charity! Your plans always fail, why don't you just give up?"

"I will NOT give up on him Simone! I love him! Besides, if her horrible athletic skills aren't enough, I've got a new plan"

"Oh no."

"I made the teams up, you know. Why do you think that I put you on Charity's team?"

"I was afraid of this."

Kay pulled a tube of crazy glue out of her pocket and handed it to her best friend.

"What is this for?" Simone asked, taking the glue nervously.

"Smear it all over her glove when she's not looking. Then I'll be sure to hit something straight to her, and it will stick in her glove! She'll look like such an idiot trying to get the ball out of her glove like that!"

"You are truly horrible, you know that?"

Kay shrugged innocently and headed back towards her own dugout. Simone, looking like she'd rather be doing anything else, reluctantly made her way back to her own team.

"Okay," Grace shouted cheerily, "Who's ready to get back to the game?"

No one responded. They merely stared back at her with blank expressions.

Sam wrapped his arm around her, "Grace, honey, maybe it would be for the best if we just called the game off."

"No Sam, I am not just going to sit idly by while our best friends are forced to move away because of financial difficulty. We can help them!"

"We can think of some other way to help them."

"But Sam, they're our friends!"

Sam sighed, "All right Gracey. But we have to find a replacement for Sheridan."

Julian pranced over to where Ivy stood, watching the unconscious Sheridan with a worried expression. Before he reached over, he stooped and plucked the flask from the ground, pocketing it, much to Tabitha's dismay.

"Well darling," Julian said with a bright smile, "Looks like good old Sheridan got hurt again, eh?"

"Get away from me Julian," Ivy cringed.

Julian made no move to leave, and actually leaned in closer, "Officer Lopez-Fitzgerald looks rather close for comfort."

"He's merely concerned for her."

"I wonder if Father would see it that way."

Ivy narrowed her eyes, "You have done enough horrible things to your sister to last a lifetime. Now she gets hit in the head with a softball, and all you can think about is how close Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald is standing to her!

Believe me, nothing is going on with them."

"How can you know for sure?"

"Do you remember the last time they dated? Everyone knew about it," Ivy snapped.

"Maybe they've decided to keep it a secret." "Why? They have no reason to suspect you and Alistair of doing anything.

Unless, of course, someone gave them reason to"

"I'd watch who you threaten, dear."

"When it's a threat Julian, you'll know it. I'm just trying to keep you on your toes."

With that, Ivy stomped off to find Sam. Julian yawned.

Before Ivy could reach the object of her affection, Ethan approached Sam, causing her to freeze in fear.

"This is all your fault, Chief Bennett," Ethan said angrily, pointing to Sheridan's crumpled form.

"How is it my fault?" Sam snapped.

"You and your wife organized this game! You knew that people could get hurt, yet you arranged it anyway. And now my aunt is injured because of your lack of foresight!"

"This is a game, Ethan, everyone who plays does so at their own risk!"

"I don't like your tone, Chief Bennett-"

"STOP IT!" Ivy screamed, jumping between them, "YOU TWO ABSOLUTELY CANNOT FIGHT, DO YOU HEAR ME?!"

Sam and Ethan, startled by Ivy's erratic behavior, shrugged and walked off in opposite directions.

Grace snatched up the megaphone and her loud, cheery voice commanded everyone's attention. "EXCUSE ME! Break's over folks, we've found a replacement player, so everyone go take your positions again!"

"Who's the replacement?" Eve asked casually.

Without answering, Grace handed her a softball mitt.

"Oh, no" Eve sighed.

"Why are we still playing?" Luis grumbled to Hank, reluctantly leaving Sheridan to sleep on the bench.

"Don't worry Luis," Theresa assured him, her eyes still slightly glassy, "I'll make sure nothing happens to her."

As the two men walked back out to the field, Hank shrugged, "I guess Grace doesn't want the Russells to leave."

"I don't want them to leave either, but this is getting ridiculous!"

"CHARITY!" Tabitha yelled, "You're still up dear!"

"I can't play!" Charity insisted, looking at the bat as though it was an instrument of torture.

Tabitha patted the girl on her shoulder, "You've gotten a bad break, dear. So many accidents. Makes you begin to think evil thoughts "

Charity, briefly entranced, said nothing.

"You WANT to kill the citizens of Harmony," Tabitha pressed on, much to the dismay of the still dazed Timmy.

"I want to kill the citizens of Harmony," Charity parroted in a flat voice.

"Now take this bat," the old woman instructed, "and unleash your rage. Starting with good old Ivy Crane."

"Timmy likes Ivy!" Timmy yelled desperately, but it was too late.

Ethan closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and threw the ball to Charity, before diving to the ground in anticipation of the disaster to come.

He was not disappointed.

<<<~~~>>>

"It's just a black eye honestly I don't see why you're all worried!"

Ivy attempted to shoo the hovering townsfolk away.

"Dios mio," Pilar said, poking at Ivy's puffy, swollen-shut eye. "Mrs. Crane this will take a long time to heal."

"I'm FINE," Ivy insisted, standing up and looking around with one eye for Sam.

Pilar shrugged, "As you say, Mrs. Crane."

"Now let's keep this game going," Ivy said determinedly, tucking her mussed up blond hair under the cap. Squinting into the bright sun with her one good eye, she wobbled her way back onto the field.

"That Ivy sure is resilient," Grace said admiringly, hugging Sam.

"You'd never think that a woman of her social stature could have such a good heart.

I mean, to go on playing, even though she is so obviously hurt, she is so devoted to helping others!"

"I'll bet she is," Sam muttered.

"Come on, let's get this game going."

"Charity," Ethan called hesitantly, "You can just go to first base, okay? Just pretend you hit the ball."

"That would be cheating."

"I won't mind. Honestly."

"None of us will," Chad piped up from behind her.

"Oh all right then," Charity, looking relieved, jogged to first.

"Damned!" Tabitha hissed.

"We just need one more out!" Chad yelled, glancing to where Eve stood, rather unhappily, on third base, Luis stood on second, and Charity stood on first.

Ethan threw the ball to Reese, who swung and hit it towards Miguel. The runners had taken off on the pitch, and Charity barreled down the basepath towards second. Miguel threw the ball to Kay where she was waiting at the base, and as she caught the ball, Charity dove for the bag sliding right into her cousin and sending them both rolling in an ungraceful heap into the infield.

"OWWWWWWW!!!" Kay yowled, clutching her ankle.

"Oh Kay! I'm so sorry!" Charity cried, covering her face with her hand.

"Kay!" The Bennett clan raced out onto the field towards the first member of their family to fall to the softball curse.

Hank carried his niece over to the dugout that was becoming a makeshift hospital. She found a nice spot on the bench between TC and Sheridan, and Eve rapidly wrapped her ankle up.

"It's at the very least sprained, if not broken," Eve bit her lip, as Kay howled in pain.

"Kay's tough," Grace smiled at her daughter, "She can hold off on going to the hospital until the game's over, can't you sweetie?"

"Mo-om," Kay snapped, her face contorted in agony.

"That's my girl," Grace patted her daughter on the shoulder and headed back out to the field.

Millicent bypassed Ivy this time and stomped directly over to Grace.

"I'm QUITTING!" she screamed, throwing the glove on the ground, where it landed in a mud puddle, which splattered right back into her face.

"Is something wrong, Millicent?" Grace, still smiling, asked.

"I am NOT going to have my life cut short by a softball game! I have every intention of living to see the stores open another day!"

"All right," Grace said softly, crestfallen.

"GOODBYE!" Millicent snapped, stomping off once and for all. Ivy, knowing better than to pursue, decided that she would call her good friend in the morning to patch things up.

"Oh my," Grace said with a sigh, "Now we're out two players."

"OH MY GOD!" Kay suddenly howled, "SIMONE!!!!"

Cringing, Simone made her way over to her injured friend, "What's wrong?"

Kay flailed her arms, "Please tell me you didn't leave the bottle of crazy glue on the bench."

"Yeah, I did, why?" Simone eyed her friend suspiciously.

Kay, her grimace partially forged of pain, and partially distorted by her fury, leveled her stare at her best friend,

"Because I just SAT in it."

"Ohhh," Simone blanched, "I am so sorry Kay!"

Kay attempted to extract herself from the bench, but she was stuck fast, "NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!"

"Ah," Simone glanced around, "I'm gonna go see if I can find someone to help. Don't go anywhere!"

She had sprinted off before Kay could find something suiting to throw at her.

"This is just great," she muttered to herself, "Kay is the LAST person I want to have pissed off at me"


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