2.� The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
3.� Bathroom lines are shorter.
4.� Dry cleaners, haircutters, and car mechanics don't rob you blind.
5.� Extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
6.� Underwear only $10 for a three pack.
7.� 80 million sperm per shot.
8.� If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might� become life long buddies.
9. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because your not in the mood.
10.� Not liking a person doesn't preclude having great sex with them.
2.� Can always tell a guy that its that time of the MONTH, when you don't want to have sex (even when its not).
3.� You can pick up any guy in the bar without having to come up with tacky lines, my favorite is "shut up and fuck me!" it works everytime.
4.� If your pulled over by the police for speeding, you throw on the innocent naive face and they don't give you a ticket.
5.� You need no excuse to get laid when your horny, you just grab your man, hes puddy in your hands.
6.� Can never be called a rapist, you can't rape the willing.
7.� When your sitting at a bar, you can get free drinks from about all the guys that walk by you.
8.� You can wear guys clothes too.
9.� Your always in control in a sexual relationship.
10.� Multiple Orgasms!!!!!