EVER WONDER??????????

 > Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

> Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

 > Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

> Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

> Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

> Why is it that to stop Windows 98 or XP, you have to click on "Start"?

> Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
    with real lemons?

> Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

> Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

> Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

> When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

> Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

> Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

> You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
   Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

> Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

> Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

> If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

> If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?