10 reasons to why the New York terrorists were not Lebanese :

 

10. 6:45 is too early for most Lebanese to get up
 

 

9. Lebanese are always late, they would've missed all 4 flights
 

 

8. Hot girls on the planes would have distracted them
 

 

7. Lebanese only uses cellular phones to make missed calls and not to communicate with each other
 

 

6. Free alcohol on the plane, get it?
 

 

5. The suspected car found outside of Boston Airport would be a BMW not a Ford.
 

 

4. They wouldn't have a meeting in Afghanistan "there are no girls there", perhaps in Sweden
 

 

3. Talking behind each other's back would start a big fight on the plane.
 

 

2. 18 Lebanese can't even organize a simple lunch to get together! You think they can organize   such an attack?

    

 

1. They would've been too busy fixing their hair

 

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