DRINKS/PERSONALITY

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could "nail a woman's personality" based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results...

Drink- Beer Personality- Casual, low maintenance, down to earth.... Your Approach- Challenge her to a game of pool

Drink- Blender Drinks Personality- Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the butt.... You approach- Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy

Drink- Mixed Drinks Personality- Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste, knows exactly what she wants.... Your approach- You won't have to approach her, id she is interested, she'll send YOU a drink

Drink- Wine (does not include White Zinfandel, see below) Personality- Conservative and classy, sophisticated yet giggles.... You approach- Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends

Drink- White Zinfandel Personality- Easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue.... Your approach- Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target

Drink- Shots Personality- Like to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk...and naked ....Your approach- Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!

Then there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut...

Domestic Beer- He's poor and wants to get laid

 Imported Beer- He likes good beer and wants to get laid

Wine- He's hoping the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid

Whiskey- He doesn't give a hoot about anything but getting laid

Tequila- He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress

White Zinfandel- He's GAY!