*ONDIE*
Q: Whats your name mofo?
Ondie: Umm the Don of course.
Q: Yes mum. Is Alistair the king of German porn?
Ondie: Fuck yeah hahaha.
Q: The greatest band of all time that included alistair?
Ondie: Yep
Q: What instrument do you wish you played?
Ondie: Guitar and lead vocals.
Q: Is it great to be a drummer?
Ondie: Oh fuck yeah im like the king of the band.
Q: Seriously do you plan to push the boundaries and make people look at you and say that's Ondie he's the drummer for some band but who cares thats Ondie!?
Ondie: Yeah i wish that.
Q: Are you gonna make it happen?
Ondie: For Rob Teheale, yes .
Q: Is Rob Teahle more all-seeing than Tupac?
Ondie: Haha umm.
Q: Is that the answer?
Ondie: Haha yeah.
Q: If Jeff Buckley was alive would he be playing guitar for the Party Crew Mix?
Ondie: Well yes of course.
Q: Would he be a better guitarist than Gaelan?
Ondie: Umm i suppose.
Q: Are you too hardcore to be an anarchist?
Ondie: Yes.
Q: How many Van Halen albums have i got?
Ondie: All of 'em.
Q: Who is the greatest drummer of all time?
Ondie: Eric Singer.
Q: What about Alistair?
Ondie: Fuck him.
Q: Say the first word that comes to your head when you think of the term.......
Q:-------death metal milkshake:
Ondie: Chocalate.
Q:-------Nar Nar Goon:
Ondie: Bin.
Q:-------Black lung:
Ondie: Wonnie.
Q:-------Goth:
Ondie: Pale.
Q: Is their anything more pale than a goth?
Ondie: The snow.
Q: But can you ski on a goth?
Ondie: Umm after someone rolls over them with a tar roller. That would be funny.
Q: Hahaha thats cool. Okay last question.
Ondie: Yes say it baby!
Q: Will you and Queen Elizabeth ever be engaged?
Ondie: If she was like 10, maybe, haha.