gaelan!
Q1: First of all whats your name?
Gaelan: I am Donald Tardy....wait thats a differant movie.....nah im Gaelan.
Q1: How far did you get on Australian Idol?
Gaelan: I dropped out when i found out Dicko was from New Zealand.
Q1: is he really?
Gaelan: No...... curse that lying bitch.
Q1: How dissapointed were you?
Gaelan: I was pretty devastated as i thought he was the Australian pioneer of death metal but i was sadly mistaken.
Q1: Would Dicko sing in Alistair's band?
Gaelan: We'll lets just say that Dicko loves the cock so he'd kind of fit in with the Deutcshe.
Q2: What do you think of the Telstra Monitor 306?
Gaelan: It sucks..... it has nothin on cake.
Q1: Is cake more Italian than the pope?
Gaelan: Ummm....that depends wether the pope is really named Corpsegrinder..... if he is...then he's still Italian so.....Ummm....im confused
Q2: Um im confused too, um.
Gaelan: Sure
Q2: Um clearly i am.
Gaelan: Screw you Barney.
Q2: Funny. Laugh out loud.
Gaelan: I'll give you 2+2 is 4.
Q2: What the fuck?
Q1: Is Ondie more Italian than the pope?
Q2: You better say yes.
Gaelan: The Don is as italian as they come.....An Italian stallion.
Q2: Haha.
Q1: Does that mean he has a big dick?
Gaelan: Dont we all?!
Q1: Um well yes we are all hung like a brass razoo. Ondie ask a question ive said to much.
Q2: Thats the spirit.
Gaelan: Umm...... questions anyone?
Q2: Darth Vader is da bomb do you like him?
Gaelan: Oh hell yes.....what a hunk o spunk....
Q1: Who's grindier out of Britney and Christina?
Gaelan: Christina......she loves the grindy black cock.
Q2: Do you like hippies with out a shaved vagina?
Gaelan: Sure.....who wouldnt...... I'd much rather Pat O'Brian but you make do with what you can.
Q1: Would you ever marry Nick if it would make you royalty?
Gaelan: Nick who?
Q1: Ondie whats Nicks name?
Q2: Um?
Q1: Next question.
Gaelan: Hoorah!
Q2: Ha.
Gaelan: Great job Ondie. Ummmm....so like.....what?
Q1: Heres a serious question, give us some influences for your guitar style?
Gaelan: Pat O'Brian (Cannibal Corpse) for sure, Trevor Peres (Obituary) he's the god of staccato and Sam Molina (Monstrosity) he is just one crazy Motherfucker!
Q2: Best drummer you think from a grindcore band?
Gaelan: Probably Ondie......he's so precise, you cant help but love him as much as you love Inferno.
Q2: Haha.
Q1: Is Ondie's double kick as sexy as his bite?
Gaelan: If not sexier.
Q2: Whats your favourite band? Unco as unco can be thats me.
Gaelan: I see.....so it 1 favorite or like...top 5?
Q2: Top 5.
Gaelan: Obituary, Cannibal Corpse, Exhumed, The Doors and Black Sabbath.
Q1: How good is Alistair's thrusting technique?
Gaelan: Pretty Unconventional....really....he's all over the shop.
Q1: Describe the word death in one word:
Gaelan: Death!
Q1: If he were alive today would Jim Morrison be Richie's grandson?
Gaelan: Indeed....
Q1: Is there any game more advanced then hangman?
Gaelan: Pong?
Q1: When will ondie come back?
Gaelan: When George allows him to.
Q1: Did you know that Ondie's dad calls his cat George?
Gaelan: You better not be lying or your in for quite a treat......
Q1: I never lie.
Gaelan: Wait....did i say that....i meant....Really? Yes that'll do.
Q1: Shwing!
Gaelan: Mmmmmm George.
Q1: Say the first word that comes into your head time!
Q1:------Sandals on speed:
Gaelan: Thong.
Q1-------Ondie in a thong:
Gaelan: Flamboyant.
Q1:------Ondie in a grindcore band:
Gaelan: Delicious.
Q1:------Alice in Wonderland:
Gaelan: Sodomize.
Q1:------Alice in Analland?
Gaelan: Stench.
Q1:------Shwing?
Gaelan: Shwing!
Q1:------Ricci:
Gaelan: Asexual
Q1:------Alistair is the king of German porn:
Gaelan: Fuck yeah!
Q1: Are you planning to play bluegrass in a jazz band with a saxophonist playing trumpet?
Gaelan: No.....thats way too crazy for me.
Q1: Is it grindy to be a rudie?
Gaelan: Oh my no!
Q1: Is it rudie to be a grindy?
Gaelan: If you mean is it rude to be a grindy than yes ....it disgusts me but if you meant is it in a rudies nature to be grindy than also no. I love the grind! Is that all we have time for Mr.Cotter?
Q1: One last question. Should Simon be the pope?
Gaelan: Yep....he'd be the pope to end all popes...like the unholy pope but with more intelect.
Q1: Fuck yeah mofo.