Alistair
Q: Benny?
Alistair: Mha.
Q: What are are you aspiring to be?
Alistair: Play all four instruments in my band first prize.
Q: How many times has this matress been used fo sex?
Alistair: Well seeing as Gaelan is sleeping on it, none.
Q: How many Pringles do you need to die?
Alistair: How many packets?
Q: How many individual chips?
Alistair: Only 5 coated in Anthrax.
Q: Would you ever join Anthrax?
Alistair: No they ate too many pringles.
Q: How far does your tan extend?
Alistair: It doesnt extend past my crotch.
Q: Does that mean you have a brown snake?
Alistair: No, red belly black.
Q: Are you insanely in love with Adolf?
Alistair: I was but he cheated on me.
Q: Did he leave you a cuckold?
Alistair: Whats a cuckold?
Q: If you were a burito what type would you be?
Alistair: Um, the one thats cheap.
Q: Does that mean your a crack whore?
Alistair: Yes.
Q: How much?
Alistair: 15000
Q: How many?
Alistair: 10000
Q: What are we talking about?
Alistair: Um, hang on a second, how many pringles you could eat without anthrax before you die. Your mum has given me way too much garlic. I smell like garlic, im gonna smell like garlic for the next twenty years.
Q: How many times in that period will you pick up?
Alistair: Three... thousand!
Q: How many root beers under your christmas tree?
Alistair: Fifty million dollars. What kind of question was that?
Q: If Corby wanted to sponsor you what would you do?
Alistair: He would sponsor me for cheese. Cheese is the king, Garlic is queen.
Q: Who's sexier out of Richie and Ricci?
Alistair: Ricci definately.
Q: Isn't Richie up to your high standards?
Alistair: No he is not.
Q: How often a week do you shave your pubes?
Alistair: Four.