| Stop wasting time committing suicide when there's so much out there to experience. You've never sky-dived. Do it. You've never told your mother how much you hate her. Do it. You've never worn your wife's underclothes to a business meeting or sipped gravy from the skull of a beloved pet. The world is full of possibilites. Don't let suicide get in the way of your goals. Your whole life, everyone's told you "it's impossible" or "don't put that in your mouth". It's your life! Live Free or Die! Long Live Your Laundry! |
