| How can I become "Part of the Fun"? |
| How can I get a bigger "kick" out of life? Why does it hurt to sleep? How many fingers am I holding up? Questions we've all asked from time to time. With the all new "Part of the Fun" program, the answers to these questions will be not only obvious but loudly irritating. Is there a God? Does she love me? Where is the lobster thermodore? How much longer can you afford to wonder? |
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| Is there life "out there"? The Mayans believed that a great chariot full of low-calorie sweetener would one day fall out of the sky and spill over the land, sweetening the vegetables and causing cancer. The Carthoginians spoke tele-ebonics, or ethnic space slang. How could have the Mayans known about cancer? Where did the Carthoginians learn their celestial dialect? Can any of us REALLY know? |
| Many "bullshit" prophets have claimed to "know" the secrets of being "Part of the Fun". L. Ron Hubbard, interviewed on "Fox Family", claims that Aleister Crowley gave him the secrets on his death bed. Tom Cruise claims that the esoteric knowledge ruined his marriage. Wilford Brimley found a fortune cookie lodged in his ass. Wither the real messiah? |
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| Yes, the chickens HAVE come home to roost! And you too can share their coop. For a small "love donation", you can know what mankind was always destined to know. How to love yourself. How to love others. And how to love those who are not yet "Part of the Fun". It works like this. Upon receiving your "Part of the Fun" package, you will have all the tools you need to live your life to the utmost. By "partnering" with your friends and relatives, you'll earn a small commission for everyone you bring into the fold. And by avoiding suicide for yourself and your loved ones, you'll ensure a longer life for both of you. How great is that?!? |