| O.K., so what's it gonna cost me? |
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| What would it cost to save your dying child? |
| How much did that dumbass "Kirlean Photography" class put you back? (including equipment) |
| How much did you WASTE purchasing that Korean choir? |
| Remember what your mom told you... "Penny wise, Pound foolish"! Remember the look on her face, staring up from her deathbed... "Don't be a schmuck! DO something with your life!" |
| Did Jesus Christ die in vain? |
| Would you REALLY DENY JESUS?!?!? |
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