(It is circa episode 210. Brian begins CHOKING JUSTIN, and realizes that they are both HARD AS A ROCK.)
Brian I will tie you up and have sex with you, partially because you worry too much about me, but mostly because it's really hot.
(It IS. Later, Brian and Justin GO TO BABYLON. Brian LEAVES WITH A DANGEROUS-LOOKING TRICK. Justin GETS ANGRY and then GOES BACK TO THE LOFT and GETS BAKED.)
Brian Hi, honey. I'm home.
(Justin NOTICES and proceeds to CHUCK SMALL PIECES OF FURNITURE at Brian to show him how much he's been MISSED.)
Brian Stop, you're going to hurt me yourself.
(He DOES. Brian PUTS JUSTIN TO BED. DEEP REFLECTION ensues, because Brian NEVER ACTUALLY SLEEPS. EVER.)
Justin I will never do recreational drugs again ... until the next time you piss me off.
Brian Maybe I will let you tie me up and have sex with me once in a while.
(He MIGHT. But Cowlip SUCKS and REFUSES TO COUGH UP THE GOODS.)
Fandom Woe.
THE END