(Brian finds out that Ethan is HIV POSITIVE. He immediately DRAGS Justin off to get TESTED.)
Justin I'm angry and defensive!
Brian I'm angry and insensitive!
(Justin STORMS OUT.)
Brian This sucks. I don't want to do this ever again. So from now on, we're going to be monogamous.
Justin Fuck you!
(Justin storms out AGAIN.)
Brian I hate Ethan.
Justin I love you.
THE END Readers But, but, what about Justin's test results?! What happens?!
Author Shut up!