(Justin is KILLED at the PROM.)
Rube Justin, you're a reaper now.
Justin Okay.
Brian I'm going to be heartbroken, and drink a lot.
(He DOES. Justin FEELS BAD for him.)
Original Characters We're going to befriend un-dead Justin and have interesting lives.
(They DO.)
Justin I'm going to spy on Brian.
(He discovers that Brian is DEPRESSED.)
Justin I'm going to have sex with Brian, even though he won't know it's me, and this will cure his depression!
(It DOES.)
Brian I'm still kinda sad.
(Brian DIES.)
Justin Now we can be together!
Brian Yay!
THE END Fandom This is the BEST. FIC. EVER!!!
(It IS.)