(It is circa episode 103. Brian is ANGRY at Justin for STEALING HIS TRICKS at Babylon by doing his MAGICAL GAY TWINK DANCE. He is also HORNY. This is NOTHING NEW.)
Brian Take off your clothes so I can strap you to the bed and beat the living shit out of you.
(He DOES.)
Justin Ouch, my perfect baby-soft bubble butt is full of welts, now.
(The fandom is AT LEAST VAGUELY DISTURBED.)
Fandom Um, wow, that's a little out-of-character.
(The author CANNOT FIGURE OUT how to distinguish between VIOLENCE AS A KINK and DOMESTIC ABUSE. She decides that the COLLECTIVE READERSHIP is simply a bunch of PUSSIES.)
Author OMG, fuck you all for not being able to handle my random forays into rough sex! Who cares if I could have named Brian "Joe" and had him beat the shit out of "Larry", for all the fine-tuning I did of their characterization? Brian has a whip, and that's hot! I'm going to go masturbate to the sound of Trent Reznor's voice, now, you unappreciative simpletons!
(She DOES.)
Justin My ass still hurts.
THE END