(Justin gets INEXPLICABLY PREGNANT with Brian's child.)
Justin Ow, my stomach lining!
(Justin's family and friends are ENTIRELY TOO UNQUESTIONING considering Justin has a PENIS.)
Pretty Much Everyone Let's have a party and act doting and supportive!
(They DO. Meanwhile, Michael CHANGES HIS NAME to "Mickey" and FAKES HIS OWN PREGNANCY via MAGICAL AND UNEXPLAINED IMPREGNATION with Brian.)
Michael Mickey I am jealous of Justin and will kidnap him and try to pass his child off as my own!
(He DOES. Emmett tries to STOP him and gets KIDNAPPED AS WELL.)
Emmett I just shit my pants, even though I could easily take Michael out in canon! Oh, no, Justin's water just broke!
Justin Whoever thought this alleged "storyline" up needs to eat shit and DIE.
(Justin GIVES BIRTH to TWINS WITH INCREDIBLY FAGGY NAMES. Brian and Ted COME TO THE RESCUE. Ben PULLS A GUN OUT OF HIS PANTS. Michael is ONLY SORRY because nobody would have believed him if he'd tried to PASS OFF A BLOND BABY AS HIS OWN.)
Brian This is extremely fucked up. I have not had my dick sucked for two entire minutes.
(Michael is HATED by everybody. Just when the collective readership - with the exception of SOME COMPLETE RETARD who keeps begging for additional chapters - thinks it can't get ANY WORSE, the author PROMISES A SEQUEL.)
Author My mommy says I'm special!
(Justin HATES everyone and IS NOT RANDY. This story will BE CONTINUED, unfortunately.)